Shakespearean Balderdash

"Call me but love, and I'll be newly baptised."

"Is there no pity sitting in the clouds / That sees into the bottom of my grief?"

"Romeo, save me, I've been feeling so alone."

"If love be rough with you, be rough with love."

"We never know how to value what we enjoy, but by the want of it."

"If it be a suit from the count, I am sick, or not at home."

"Not a flower sweet, / On my black coffin let there be strown."

"This fellow is wise enough to play the fool."

"Caesar? Why, he's the Jupiter of men."

"Poor man, I know he would not be a wolf / But that he sees the Romans are but sheep"

"Is not tomorrow, boy, the Ides of March?"

"The elements / So mixed in him that Nature might stand up / And say to all the world , 'This was a man!'"

"Love looks not with the eyes but with the mind, / And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind."

"For there is nothing lost, that may be found, if sought."

"Shall we their fond pageant see?"

"She will find him by starlight."

"Nymph, in thy orisons / Be all my sins remembered."

"The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream."

"Is it possible a young maid's wits / Should be as mortal as an old man's life?"

"Words, words. They're all we have to go on."

"God match me with a good dancer."

"I do love nothing in the world so well as you."

"If they were but a week married, they would talk themselves mad."

"What you've been looking for has been here the whole time."

"I am as melancholy as a gib cat, or a lugged bear."

"Zounds, ye fat paunch, an ye call me coward by the Lord I'll stab thee."

"Falstaff meets him, playing upon his truncheon like a fife."

"Why, thou owest God a death."

"I will buy with you, sell with you, talk with you, walk with you."

"Tell me, what is the price of a pound?"

"Do I look like a cudgel or a hovel-post, a staff or a prop?"

"If it will feed nothing else, it will feed my revenge."