Comebacks And Insults

8 Questions | By Jamessteve | Updated: Mar 22, 2022 | Attempts: 828

Using these insults may end up with someone punching you in the face. Use at your own risk. So here's a list of funny insults and comebacks that you can use on random people (at your own risk!) :P

Questions and Answers

1.

'All right, this chick is toast!'
- A.
  
  'There's Something About Mary'
- B.
  
  'Wild Things'
- C.
  
  'Goldeneye'
- D.
  
  'Ghostbusters'
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2.

'I've got a hot date.' 'Really? Who is she and what did you arrest her for?'
- A.
  
  'Tango and Cash'
- B.
  
  'Lethal Weapon 3'
- C.
  
  'The Maltese Falcon'
- D.
  
  'LA Confidential'
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3.

'Is there a history of insanity in your family?'
- A.
  
  'Fierce Creatures'
- B.
  
  'The Life of Brian'
- C.
  
  'Mrs.Doubtfire'
- D.
  
  'Broadcast News'
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4.

'Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots?'
- A.
  
  'Home Alone 2'
- B.
  
  'Home Alone'
- C.
  
  'Home Alone 3'
- D.
  
  'Baby's Day Out'
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5.

'Chief I can't tell if he's really smart or really dumb.'
- A.
  
  'The Negotiator'
- B.
  
  'Jaws'
- C.
  
  'Die Hard'
- D.
  
  'Cookie'
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6.

'This town need an enema!'
- A.
  
  'Manhattan'
- B.
  
  'The Untouchables'
- C.
  
  'Batman'
- D.
  
  'City Hall'
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7.

'Congratu-fricking-lations.'
- A.
  
  'Dogma'
- B.
  
  'Black Sheep'
- C.
  
  'Spawn'
- D.
  
  'Tommy Boy'
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8.

'I'm not afraid of death, but I am afraid of murder.'
- A.
  
  'The Ghost and the Darkness'
- B.
  
  'The Conversation'
- C.
  
  'The Big Sleep'
- D.
  
  'The Professional'
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Comebacks And Insults

'All right, this chick is toast!'

'I've got a hot date.' 'Really? Who is she and what did you arrest her for?'

'Is there a history of insanity in your family?'

'Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots?'

'Chief I can't tell if he's really smart or really dumb.'

'This town need an enema!'

'Congratu-fricking-lations.'

'I'm not afraid of death, but I am afraid of murder.'