Funny Fat Quiz You Have To Take!
"Am I too fat? Am I fat or skinny? If I'm fat, how fat am I?" Are you worried about being fat? Take this quiz!
- 1.
Do you drink Coke Zero?
- A.
Yeah! It doesn't taste all that bad.
- B.
No. I drink Coke.
- C.
I've tried it, but I still prefer Coke.
- D.
I only drink mineral water.
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- 2.
You overhear someone thinner than you complain that they're too fat. What do you do?
- A.
Pout and think, wow, they must have no problems at all.
- B.
Smack them. (Well, not literally...but in my head, they totally got the smackdown.)
- C.
Laugh. Woah, they've got a whacked out self-image.
- D.
Laugh, and think, "Yeah...they are pretty fat"
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- 3.
Okay, you decide to try something on. You're looking at yourself in the mirrors at the store. You think:
- A.
"That's it, no more solid food"
- B.
"These mirrors must be...broken or something."
- C.
"Hmm, it's cute!"
- D.
"Oh CRAP! Where did I go?-Oh wait, there I am."
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- 4.
Do you feel comfortable naked?
- A.
Not at all.
- B.
Of course I do!
- C.
Usually. Maybe with the lights off.
- D.
No...if I just got down to 90lbs I'd be perfect.
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- 5.
During recess, when picking teams, you were usually picked when?
- A.
Usually last.
- B.
First or Second
- C.
Third or Fourth.
- D.
Sports are for suckers.
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- 6.
What do your friends say about your weight?
- A.
They encourage me to lose weight.
- B.
Nothing, they're all fat, too!
- C.
They say I look good.
- D.
They say I look good, but I still think I could lose about 10 lbs.
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- 7.
You're at home and bored on a rainy Saturday afternoon. What do you do?
- A.
Sitting around is always fun.
- B.
Watch TV and tell all the stick figure celebrities they suck.
- C.
I call up my friends to chat or read.
- D.
It's the perfect opportunity to work out for another 3 hours.
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- 8.
Do you count calories?
- A.
I start the day counting, and then give up around three when I inhale a Snickers bar.
- B.
No. What's the point? I eat what I like.
- C.
Not really, but I try not to eat anything that's too terrible.
- D.
Every. Single. One. But it's not hard to count to 100.
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