Apocalypse Survivor Type Quiz

1. You encounter a group of men who are hiring out captured women and boys for sex in exchange for supplies

Attack the men to try and free the sex slaves

Pay for sex

Tell them that low-life slavers and pimps aren't welcome in your territory

Buy some of the slaves to start your own business with

Kill the men to take the slaves for yourself

Stay away from them, it could be dangerous dealing with those kind of people

Buy the slaves, then free them

2. When everything falls apart and people are dying in the streets as the apocalypse begins, who do you try to group together with?

Whoever is available and willing, preferably people with weapons and skills

Try to find your own friends and family, even if they're not nearby

Some tough guys who look like they could handle themselves in a brawl

Try to help children, the elderly, the disabled etc. to somewhere safe

No one; you escape the chaos on the streets as quickly as you can to somewhere quiet and safe, alone

3. What's your first priority?

Find a safe place to fortify and set up camp

Arm yourself with some good weapons

Take advantage of the chaos to loot whatever you can get your hands on

Help nearby civilians who are injured or in danger

Find somewhere remote to hide out until the initial chaos blows over

4. You're starving, near the point of death, and you discover three people travelling together with a cart stacked full of food. They refuse to share. You have a revolver tucked in the back of your trousers, they're barely armed.

You'd prefer to starve to death rather than rob or hurt innocent people

Try to wheedle and sweet-talk them into sharing, quietly pocketing some of their food while they're distracted by your rhetoric

Kill them and take the food

Do whatever you have to to secure food for your group back home

Rob them at gunpoint

Leave them, you'll try to find some wild food or loot somewhere deserted; it's not worth a fight

5. You see a lone girl of about 18 travelling along an old road.

Offer to keep her safe

Invite her to join your group

Mug her

Fuck her

Sneak away before she sees you

Try to con her into giving you some of her stuff

Attempt to seduce her

6. Which of these types of base/shelter would you be most likely to aim for?

A sturdy, well-fortified building with a good perimeter wall and plenty of room inside for people and crops

Fat stacks of loot and supplies piled high in a relatively lavish home, guarded with locks and a few hired thugs

A subtle one-man camp, easy to set up and pack away at a moment's notice, all made with just the things you can carry in your backpack

A sprawling camp built up around a roaring fire, with animal bones and empty beer cans scattered on the ground, gruesome trophies from slain enemies impaled on spikes to warn intruders away

Wherever your help is needed, and where kind folk are willing to let you rest your head

7. Would you want to have children if, after 5-10 years or so, things had calmed down a bit after the apocalypse?

Some of your victims would probably get pregnant but you wouldn't exactly stick around to raise the kids

Yes, you want to have a proper family. You and your partner will take good care of them.

Well, it could be useful to have some young hands to take over your business and take care of you in your old age...

No, children would just slow you down/get in the way

You're not sure you'd want to bring children into such a harsh world; this life is a burden you'd rather bear yourself

8. You're confronted by a group of ruffians who demand you hand over your supplies and gear

Fight them

Join up with them

Give them what they want, but then come back that night with your mates and slaughter them

Give them what they want, or run away - whatever will get you out of danger easiest

Give them what they want, but come back later with a larger group to retrieve your things and drive them out of your territory

Try to bargain and weasel your way out of it

9. You find an overturned cargo container filled with bottles of whiskey

Get wasted

Take as much as you can; you could use it for trade

Stick a bottle or two in your backpack and carry on

Carry plenty back to your base; it'll make a nice treat on cold nights, and you could use it to treat wounds

Leave it behind - it's non-essential and will just take up space

Don't bother taking much yourself, but tell other survivors about it in case they want some

10. You see a group of poorly-armed people travelling with a generous cargo of food and drugs

Rob them

Offer to trade with them

Warn them that they're taking too much of a risk; offer to protect them for a low price

Exaggerate how much danger they're in; offer to protect them for a high price

Invite them to join your group; there's safety in numbers

Avoid them

11. One of your companions has a serious, infected wound in their leg, which you don't have the medicine or expertise to treat properly.

I wouldn't have companions, I'd be alone

Do whatever it takes to find the medicine they need, or even a doctor

Amputate the leg; they can take time to recover in your base

Finish them off

Ask around the various people you sometimes trade with; maybe one of them will know where to find medicine

Leave them to die

12. You find a substantial stash of dried cannabis and cannabis seeds, what's your main use for them?

420 blaze it

Use them as valuable trade goods

Plant the seeds to grow new plants for personal/medical/trade use

Destroy or leave them behind because drugs are bad

Leave them behind because you have no real use for them

Take a bit with you in case you need it as medicine

13. You realise that a man who you traded with a few hours ago has conned you badly, cheating you out of a significant amount of supplies

Never mind, you'll just find someone else to con to make up the lost supplies

Hunt him down and beat him to death

Confront him, demands he returns your supplies, and threaten him with punishment if he tries conning anyone else again

Don't worry about it too much; you have plenty stored up in your base

This just reinforces your general inclination to avoid people, since they clearly can't be trusted

Get a bunch of your lads together to retrieve the supplies and drive the fraud out of your territory