Are You A Facebook Arsehat!?!
Discover if you are a facebook arsehat by taking this special personality test! Please enter a amusing false name and answer the following 14 questions.
- 1.
Have you ever posted a picture of a bloody cat doing something human?
- A.
Yes every day.
- B.
A few times.
- C.
No.
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- 2.
Have you ever reposted a picture from a far right group's facebook page?
- A.
Yes, Hitler had the right idea.
- B.
Yes, by accident.
- C.
No, I am very careful about what I post.
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- 3.
How often do you post sentimental drivel dressed up as wisdom, you know all that crap about "loving yourself first" all with pictures of people holding hands etc?
- A.
All the time, I am positive person.
- B.
Now and again if I like them.
- C.
Never!!
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- 4.
Do you check snopes.com before posting a picture of a man giving a dog vodka and calling for his hanging?
- A.
What's snopes?
- B.
Now and again.
- C.
All the time most of these rumours are photoshopped, bollocks or something that happened 10 years ago.
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- 5.
Have you ever posted anything about paedos?
- A.
Yes I am totally obsessed!
- B.
Only when they are in the news.
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- 6.
How do you react if a facebook friend posts something depressing?
- A.
Jump all over him like a twat pointing out that the world is one big bowl of lovely.
- B.
Call him an attention whore.
- C.
Support them.
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- 7.
Have you ever posted a picture of something you are going to eat?
- A.
All the time, people need to see my breakfast.
- B.
Sometimes if the meal is really nice.
- C.
Never.
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- 8.
When using the acronym "PMSL" in a post have you ever actually pissed yourself at the same time?
- A.
No, I use it to express mild amusement.
- B.
No, I use it to express great amusement.
- C.
Yes.
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- 9.
How often do you ram your own religious beliefs down peoples throats and claim that other peoples religions are stupid?
- A.
All the time, my gods would be cross if I didn't.
- B.
Once or twice I like to share my beliefs.
- C.
I am an athiest and ram that belief down peoples throats as often as I can instead.
- D.
Never.
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- 10.
How often do you post obviously self contradictory statements? For example saying that you are pacifist and then posting something about "supporting the troops"?
- A.
I do it all the time, I don't understand logic.
- B.
We are all self contradictory at times.
- C.
I think before I post, so never.
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- 11.
Have you ever posted anything which says "leave this as your status for one hour if you agree" or "99% of people won't do this"?
- A.
Of course, facebook is all about chain letters!
- B.
Yes but only because I felt guilty.
- C.
Of course not, do you think I am stupid!
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- 12.
Do you ever argue on facebook with complete strangers over fuck all ?
- A.
Yes they need educating, don't let them get away with it!
- B.
Once or twice when I meet a real idiot.
- C.
No it's pointless.
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- 13.
Do you subscribe to the those giant spammy groups called things like "we iz funny joke" or whatever which only post total unamusing crap and nob gags?
- A.
I love them!!
- B.
Yes, but only because I can't work out how to leave.
- C.
No, I take my jokes seriously.
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- 14.
And finally, have you ever had a go at someone for forcing you to see one of their status updates not realising you can control what you see, you great big steaming thick git?
- A.
You made me take this quiz and I hate you.
- B.
Of course not I have a fully functioning brain.
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