Take this quiz to see if your too old to be single! If your too old, then take some advice and get younger because too old means too old!
A) Get excited and jump into bed with her and begin foreplay.
B) Hope she falls asleep soon so you can avoid sex with her.
C) Wait until she's asleep then tune into your favorite porn.
D) Or both B) & C).
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A) Big breasts
B) Medium breasts
C) Small breasts
D) No prefference, I'm not a breast Man.
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A) Young, flat belly, nice round firm butt.
B) Mid-aged, which means not so firm anywhere but no more than 20 lbs overweight.
C) Large with more to hold on to (but not too big for sex), my age give or take a few years.
D) No prefference, I'm not picky
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A) Blond
B) Burnette
C) Red Head
D) No prefference.
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A) Her body.
B) Her personality.
C) Her Intelligence.
D) All of the above.
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A) Slowly unbutton her blouse, revealing her breasts. Feeling their shape with my hands, then my toungue. Putting her soft nipple in my mouth and suck her gently until she moans.
B) Pulling off her pannies, revealing her butt. Rubbing it with my penis, then my hands.
C) Getting her totally naked so I can see everything, kissing, sucking and licking everything until she screams out to give it to her now!
D) Watch some porn together, because she's up to try anything.
E) None of the above.
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A) Close my eyes and think of someone else.
B) Wish she was someone else.
C) Rush it, no foreplay because I just want to get it over with.
D) Wish she was my ideal woman.
E) I feel overwhealming love and attraction for her and want to marry her right then.
F) None of the above.
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A) I love her but not sexually interested in her.
B2) I love her but she's not the best sex I ever had.
B) I love her and she's the best sex I ever had.
C) Totally in love with her but sex needs improvement.
D) I love sex with her but not in love with her.
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A) An ex girlfriend.
B) A friend or someone who will never see you the same way.
C) Your current girlfriend.
D) A friends girl who's off limits.
E) None of the above.
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A) Avoid contact all together and save the time you've waisted.
B) Do some things differently so that the relationship had a better start.
C) Be her friend and nothing more than that. She's great but I have someone better in mind.
D) Never change a thing, we have our ups and downs but I love her and would never want to live with out her.
E) None of the above.
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