Stay quiet because you don't want to fuss with a stranger and you can wait a little longer.
Say, "Get to the back of the line Toots, I'm not standing here for my health."
Bite your tongue, but push ahead of her and keep your rightful place in line.
Pretend to wave at a friend and then move ahead of the line cheat when all are looking the other way.
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Send the same note back with this message, 'I'll send baked goods when you are polite enough to give me notice.'
Send a box of Hostess Cupcakes and forget about it.
Stay up all night baking Banana Split Cookies and packaging them in individual chinese boxes for the kids.
Compromise by baking the cookie log you have in the frig for just such an emergency and add M&Ms to make them look more homemade.
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Lie and tell the chef that you are due for coffee and dessert across town with your best friend's mother's neighbor.
Thank him and give the dessert to your husband after the chef has left the table.
Thank him for the dessert and slip it to the table next to you--all the while insisting they keep it hidden under a napkin until you have left.
Ask for two desserts so the chef feels extra special.
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Start showing your kid's baby pictures and talking about how great the music from the eighties was compared to today.
Ask the kids if they want to stay for dinner. You are making liver and onions---otherwise they best be getting home.
Text your kid. Ask them to politely dismiss their friends so the two of you can eat dinner in front of your favorite television show.
Dress up as a fireman, climb a ladder to the second story where your kids are playing and tell the kids the place isn't safe and they should go home.
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Facebook her evil best friend's naked baby pictures, talk about how cute she was and let it slip that she wasn't toilet trained until she was seven years old.
Take your daughter to a chick flick and buy extra candy at the movie theatre even though you NEVER buy food at the theatre, because 'common we aren't the Rockefellers.'
Bake Grandma's Sugar Cookies for her to take to school the next day and make peace with her friend.
Call the friend's mother and get to the bottom of the conflict.
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