This quiz is designed to test your dating knowledge when interacting with women, including what works and why.
Your parents are starting to get a bit senile in their old age
They have a different “agenda” for you (than the one you have for yourself)
You don’t try hard enough when you apply their recommended approach
Many “dating gurus” pander to the more lucrative end of the self-help market (i.e. women)
Behavior
Opinions
Wear cologne and aftershave
Wear a condom
Be visible
Think “clean” thoughts
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The easiest place for an “average” guy” to score with one of those women
The hardest place for an “average” guy” to score with one of those women
Comparable to most other locations (i.e. neither much easier nor much harder)
In an extension course at your local community college
In the waiting room at a gynecologist’s office
In a bus or subway during your daily commute
She’s sitting with a group of her female friends, chatting away
She’s sitting alone and looks bored with whatever it is she’s doing
She’s in a shoe store trying on pair after pair of Italian shoes
She’s walking down the street
She’s in an elevator
As animals go, dogs are unusually stupid
Some cars taste a lot better than they look
Some sports cars almost look like a dog's butt if viewed from the right angle
They do it by instinctive reflex
They do it for the exercise
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Bring flowers
Plan to spend at least $200
Bring along a “whoopee cushion” for added levity in the restaurant
Bring at least two “ribbed” condoms (for her pleasure)
Don’t try so hard to impress her
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Rent a room at a local motel and invite her over for some “cheap thrills”
Take her on an “activity date” (e.g. hiking, skating or rock climbing)
Suggest to her that you skip the date and instead jet off to Las Vegas and get married
Take her to see a “mime festival”
Dinner and a movie
Lunch and a museum visit
A day at the beach
Going to see female kickboxing
Playing miniature golf with her
Keep her if the sex is occasionally really great
Drop her and move on
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Marry her if the sex is occasionally really great
Drop her and move on
Keep her if the sex is occasionally really great
Drop her and move on
Analyze what you did wrong, promise to change, beg for another chance and grovel if necessary.
Move on with your life and find a new woman who will treat you better
If you give her more time to get comfortable with you, you’ll move from “friend” to “lover”
That’s as far as you’ll be going … tell her “If you want a friend, get a dog” (and then move on)
Being the “weaker sex”, they’re physically incapable of raising or lowering six ounces of plastic
Because men putting the toilet seat down is a “deference ritual”
No (as she’ll lose respect for you if she can easily control you)
Yes (as women really hate guys who won’t “get with the program”)
If the answer is “Not very”, then she’s a good choice (as you can be certain she won’t cheat)
If the answer is “Not very”, then she’s a bad choice (as the eventual break-up will get messy)
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