How Many Zombies Can You Take On In A Mall?
Find out how many zombies you could fight through before you are killed.
- 1.
What is your initial reaction to this zombie?
- A.
Tears
- B.
Urination
- C.
Great Fear
- D.
Cold Sweat
- E.
Hunger for zombie steak.
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- 2.
What is your body-type?
- A.
Underweight
- B.
Healthy
- C.
Husky
- D.
Fluffy
- E.
Buff
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- 3.
How fast can you run a mile and a half?
- A.
An hour
- B.
Twenty minutes
- C.
Fifteen Minutes
- D.
Twelve Minutes
- E.
Under Ten Minutes
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- 4.
Would you be able to kick the head off of a zombie?
- A.
Yes
- B.
No
- C.
Maybe
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- 5.
If the time came, would you be willing to use a zombie as a "human" shield?
- A.
No that's grody
- B.
If I absolutely had to
- C.
Yes
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- 6.
Forget not that you're in a mall! What would be your favorite place to hide?
- A.
Hot Topic
- B.
TJ Max
- C.
Restrooms
- D.
Food Court
- E.
Carl's Furniture
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- 7.
In the event that there are no suitable zombie-fighting weapons available, which of these re-appropriated weapons would you prefer?
- A.
Plastic Bat
- B.
Super Soaker (Because everybody knows zombies cannot swim)
- C.
Lawn Mower
- D.
Spoon
- E.
Mannequin
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- 8.
How do you like your zombie steak?
- A.
Well done
- B.
Medium rare
- C.
Raw, to make sure I get all the nutrients
- D.
Lightly Salted
- E.
Nowhere near me.
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- 9.
Have you seen the movie Finding Nemo?
- A.
Yes, that movie was the bomb.
- B.
Yes
- C.
No
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- 10.
Your face has just been mauled by a renegade zombie. What do you do?
- A.
Wrap in gauze
- B.
Apply antiseptic
- C.
Break out the bandages
- D.
Let it fester, I want scars. Chicks dig scars.
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- 11.
Do you have experience fighting drunks in a bar, or hobos fresh off the street?
- A.
Yes
- B.
No
- C.
A combination of both.
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- 12.
While looking around, you come upon four colorful characters by the names of Frank, Rufus, Cloe, and Phil. How do you greet them?
- A.
A shotgun blast to the face.
- B.
Handshakes.
- C.
High-fives
- D.
Hugs
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- 13.
FINAL QUESTION : Because Frank is a narcissist and stopped to look at himself in the mirror, Rufus's shiny baldness attracted the horde, Cloe's high pitched screams attracted even more attention, and Phil was unaware of the harmful effects of smoking, Rufus is the last left. When he calls for your help? What do you do?
- A.
Run to him guns blazing.
- B.
Stand back, it's obviously safe where you are.
- C.
Run away, because you're a fraidy-cat.
- D.
Attract the horde to yourself to free Rufus
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