How Retarded Are You? Quiz

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Am I Retarded? Questions and Answers

1.

Is it wise to allow a perishable item to spoil?
- A.
  
  Wait, what?
- B.
  
  No
- C.
  
  Yeah, if no one likes it.
- D.
  
  No way
Correct Answer
B. No

Explanation
It is generally not advisable to allow perishable items to spoil. Doing so can result in food waste, loss of resources, and potential health risks. Proper storage, refrigeration, and timely consumption are key practices to prevent perishable items from spoiling, ensuring both economic and health considerations are taken into account.

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2.

Find the odd one
- A.
  
  Cook
- B.
  
  Student
- C.
  
  Teacher
- D.
  
  Lawyer
Correct Answer
B. Student

Explanation
The odd one out in this list is "Student" because it is the only profession that is not typically associated with a job or career. While the other options (Cook, Teacher, and Lawyer) are all professions that involve specific roles and responsibilities, being a student is a temporary phase in a person's life where they are engaged in learning and education rather than working in a specific field.

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3.

If you were an animal for a day, which mistake would you most likely make?
- A.
  
  Trying to fly after forgetting you're a fish.
- B.
  
  Waiting for a mouse to cook you dinner because you're a cat watching too much "Tom and Jerry".
- C.
  
  Barking at the moon, forgetting you're not a wolf but a parrot.
- D.
  
  Spending all day trying to find your glasses, only to remember you're an eagle with perfect vision.
Correct Answer
A. Trying to fly after forgetting you're a fish.

Explanation
This choice highlights a humorous scenario where the mistake comes from forgetting the basic nature of the animal you've become for the day. Fish, of course, don't have the ability to fly, and imagining one ambitiously attempting to leap into the air only to remember it belongs in the water encapsulates a light, comedic misunderstanding of one's capabilities

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4.

A tiger's weight is
- A.
  
  More than elephant
- B.
  
  Equal to elephant
- C.
  
  Less than elephant
- D.
  
  Ten times less than a baby elephant
Correct Answer
C. Less than elepHant

Explanation
The answer is "Less than elephant" because tigers generally weigh less than elephants. Tigers are large and powerful animals, but elephants are much larger and heavier than tigers. Therefore, it can be concluded that a tiger's weight is less than that of an elephant.

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5.

If this is the fifth question, what do you call it? Hint: It is not the obvious answer.
- A.
  
  Fifth question
- B.
  
  The Grand Finale
- C.
  
  Second last question
- D.
  
  The best part of the test
Correct Answer
A. Fifth question

Explanation
The given answer "Fifth question" is the correct one because it directly corresponds to the question being asked. The other options provided are not relevant to the question and do not accurately describe what the fifth question is called.

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6.

If I have 34 apples, how many apples do I have?
- A.
  
  1
- B.
  
  23
- C.
  
  54
- D.
  
  34
Correct Answer
D. 34

Explanation
The answer is 34 because the question states that "If I have 34 apples," indicating that the person already has 34 apples. Therefore, the number of apples they have is 34.

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7.

Which is not a bird?
- A.
  
  Angry bird
- B.
  
  Eagle
- C.
  
  Peacock
- D.
  
  Cock
Correct Answer
A. Angry bird

Explanation
The given options are all bird names except for "Angry bird". "Angry bird" is a popular mobile game and not a real bird species. Therefore, it is not a bird.

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8.

Humans don't
- A.
  
  Sweat
- B.
  
  Swim
- C.
  
  Grow apples on their body
- D.
  
  Die
Correct Answer
C. Grow apples on their body

Explanation
The given answer states that humans do not grow apples on their body. This is a correct statement as it is a biological fact that humans do not have the ability to grow apples on their body. Apples are a type of fruit that grows on trees and not on human bodies.

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9.

Which word has seven letters?
- A.
  
  Seven
- B.
  
  Eat
- C.
  
  Pineapple
- D.
  
  Ability
Correct Answer
D. Ability

Explanation
The word "ability" has seven letters.

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10.

Smallest number
- A.
  
  3728
- B.
  
  0.28728283
- C.
  
  28
- D.
  
  1
Correct Answer
B. 0.28728283

Explanation
The given numbers are 3728, 0.28728283, 28, and 1. The smallest number among these is 0.28728283.

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11.

Find the odd one
- A.
  
  Car
- B.
  
  Bike
- C.
  
  Mobile
- D.
  
  Plane
Correct Answer
C. Mobile

Explanation
The odd one out in this group is "Mobile" because it is the only item that is not a mode of transportation. Car, bike, and plane are all vehicles used for transportation, whereas a mobile is a handheld electronic device used for communication.

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12.

Find the odd one
- A.
  
  Eight
- B.
  
  6
- C.
  
  7
- D.
  
  9
Correct Answer
A. Eight

Explanation
The number "Eight" is the only word among the options, whereas the rest are numerical digits.

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13.

Find a non-living thing.
- A.
  
  Cub
- B.
  
  Puppy
- C.
  
  Tree
- D.
  
  None of these
Correct Answer
D. None of these

Explanation
The options provided in the question include "Cub," which refers to a young animal, "Puppy," which also refers to a young animal, and "Tree," which is a living thing. Since the question asks for a non-living thing, the correct answer is "None of these" as none of the options provided fit the criteria.

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14.

If your brother is gay, what does that make you?
- A.
  
  I don't know, I guess?
- B.
  
  Straight!
- C.
  
  Does it even matter?
- D.
  
  Bisexual
Correct Answer
C. Does it even matter?

Explanation
The answer "Does it even matter?" suggests that the sexual orientation of one's brother should not have any impact on one's own sexual orientation. It implies that the person answering the question does not believe that their brother being gay should affect their own identity or choices. This response indicates a sense of acceptance and understanding that sexual orientation is a personal matter and should not define or determine the sexual orientation of others.

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15.

Biggest number
- A.
  
  87
- B.
  
  76
- C.
  
  0.749283
- D.
  
  86.982
Correct Answer
A. 87

Explanation
Among the given numbers, 87 is the largest.

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How Retarded Are You? Quiz

Am I Retarded? Questions and Answers

Is it wise to allow a perishable item to spoil?

Find the odd one

If you were an animal for a day, which mistake would you most likely make?

A tiger's weight is

If this is the fifth question, what do you call it? Hint: It is not the obvious answer.

If I have 34 apples, how many apples do I have?

Which is not a bird?

Humans don't

Which word has seven letters?

Smallest number

Find the odd one

Find the odd one

Find a non-living thing.

If your brother is gay, what does that make you?

Biggest number