How Vain Are You Quiz For Males

1. You walk down the main street during busy hour. Typically...

People act indifferent towards you; some even avoid your gaze

People glance at you all the time; many stare with envy

Females check you out A LOT - flirtatiously

Some people do seem to give you extra attention

2. Your mother (or mother figure) have said - in front of everyone

You're a special sort of genius

You deserve a better woman

You're a disappointment

You should be proud of yourself for a job well done

3. Before an important appointment, how long do you spend in front of the mirror before leaving home, including shaving, dressing up and hair styling?

More than 10 minutes - form needs to follow exceptional content

10 minutes or so - those annoying metrosexuals other there really spoil my market

Less than 2 minutes probably - can't bear to look at myself too long

5 -10 minutes probably - I'm thorough but I'm also super efficient

4. At a restaurant, a good-looking couple having heated argument near your table. The male half is broody and sulking. The female half is definitely smiling at you now - and making it very obvious. You reckon...

You have that sort of effect on couples ALL THE TIME, even when they're not fighting

You often get cast the irresistible home wrecker role, for good obvious reasons

She needs an overt threat to teach him, you certainly fit that function well. You flirt back for fun.

She's hot, but you're not a fool and you'll let her know that you're not a sucker for drama

5. You rush through town to catch an appointment. A celebrity supermodel spotted signing autograph, surrounded by a small crowd... You...

Are curious but walk on. You are late.

Move closer to give her a chance to detect your greatness

Strategically cut through the crowd like Moses; attempt eye contact with her

Walk on. You hate celebrity anything. All over-rated brats.

6. You know for a fact

You are most likely the smartest one among your peers

You are the envy of everyone you know, except the few honest fans

You are the most eligible male in your circle, even if they don't openly admit it

You are the most moral and caring member of your clan, in spite of them

7. In most cases, powerful people STAY powerful because

They conspire to keep out rare formidable challengers like me

They are far smarter and more disciplined than the stupid majority

Big social change takes time, faith, and perseverance

They are pure evil, they'll do anything. Anything.

8. Women spend excessive amount of resources on their looks...

Women are fundamentally shallow and materialistic, no matter how deep they pretend to be

My women are vain indeed, to please ME. I'm just lucky I guess.

Women advertise their body and beauty, men appraise and buy. Oldest game on earth.

Which woman or man isn't affected by ads. Hey I wish I were hotter too!

9. You both had lots of fun on the second date. A week later, she still hasn't called or texted or emailed...

So she is not interested. Whatever.

Busy? Missed call? Not ready for anything serious? Who knows!

Girls playing hard to get with ME. Nothing new.

Time waster. Her hot friend shows more interest in me anyway.

10. Giving surprise gift to the woman you really really like...

Watching her reaction is always priceless

Why isn't anyone buying ME surprise gifts?

She's got me already

Get gifts like lingerie or girl on girl action! Lots of fun!