How Well Would You Fare In A Fight Against Chuck Norris

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    You're watching T.V., the remote is on the other side of the couch. You are feeling too lazy to pick it up. What do you do?

    • Stare at the remote until it submits out of pure fear and gets me to the channel that I want.
    • Go over and pick it up. I mean, might as well, why not, right? (It's good exercise).
    • Stay where I'm at and just watch T.V. - even though it's 60 Minutes I am too fat and lazy to go over to get it.
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About This Quiz

Test your mettle with a fun, Chuck Norris-themed quiz! Explore scenarios ranging from everyday laziness to extreme situations, assessing your resilience and humor in hypothetical battles against the legendary martial artist.

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  • 2. 

    AWhat would you do for a Klondike Bar?

    • Pay money.

    • Sit around and hope that one would be thrown through my window like a brick in the 70's.

    • Kill a man.

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  • 3. 

    Have you ever been hit by a train?

    • Well, no since I rarely ever get up off of the couch.

    • Yes. I was the only survivor.

    • No. I would not be able to answer this question if I was, now would I?

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  • 4. 

    Are you a Republican?

    • No. I'm a Libertarian.

    • Yes.

    • I dunno. I dunno. I don't even know what that is. Ohhhhh, okay........ I dunno.

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  • 5. 

    Have you ever used a machine gun?

    • Yes. Because even I think that people need a chance.

    • Yeah, once or twice.

    • No, I'm too fat, lazy, and weak to use one anyways.

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  • 6. 

    What happens in your dreams?

    • I rarely get up out of a chair.

    • I don't sleep - I wait.

    • A lot of different things.

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