Find Your Farmer Partner
Thank you ANSE BUNDREN for signing up for Find Your Farmer Partner: the premier dating site for widowed farmers. Now that your have lost a spouse, you are free to exploit them for your own means, to completely disregard them, and to find a new woman to share your life with! Please complete this personality quiz to help us match you with your ideal farmer partner.
- 1.
What is your best quality?
- A.
Wealth
- B.
Hard Working Spirit
- C.
Sense of Humor
- D.
Caring Personality
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Humbleness
- F.
Beautiful Set of Brand New Teeth
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- 2.
How open are you with your family about your love life?
- A.
They don't know anything at all
- B.
Very Open
- C.
They helped me create this dating profile
- D.
Pretty open
- E.
They know a little bit about my love life
- F.
They support me in everything I do
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- 3.
What were your feelings on the passing of your spouse?
- A.
I was very sad to see him/her go that I went into a depressive state
- B.
My children helped me cope with the pain
- C.
See ya
- D.
It was a nuisance to me
- E.
I still haven't fully come to terms with it
- F.
I hate my current spouse. They don't know I'm on here
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- 4.
What is a good quality to have in a partner?
- A.
No secrets
- B.
Kind and caring
- C.
Good taste in music (especially coming from the gramophone)
- D.
Good looks
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- 5.
What do you do to clean up for a date?
- A.
A nice shave from the barbershop and a slick of the hair
- B.
Nothing, I am comfortable with my looks
- C.
A quick glance in the mirror
- D.
My children help me get ready
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- 6.
If your child and your wife were hanging off a cliff, who would you save?
- A.
Child
- B.
Wife
- C.
A cliff? I would get the heck out of there!
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- 7.
How are you with handling money?
- A.
I love to budget and splurge occasionally!
- B.
What money?
- C.
Budget everything
- D.
If I had any money, it would all go towards my own needs
- E.
Money is mainly to help provide for my wife and children
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- 8.
What would you do if your wife was stuck in a burning building?
- A.
Run and save her
- B.
Call for help
- C.
Exercise? LOL
- D.
Recruit people to help me rescue
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Mar 09, 2018Quiz Created by
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