What Are You To Mike?
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Mike at his local comedy club started taking about his feelings instead of doin an actual skit
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C'mon Mike I just wanna hear a joke u suck
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You wipe a tear from your face and applause him
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You boo and roll your eyes
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U throw the remains of the woman he was seeing on him as hes on the stage
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You walk out
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Mike just went to collage and your relationship is at it's most fragile. Take this quiz to know if you should stay in touch.
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You find out that mike was actually pregnant with the woman he was seeings baby but she is missing. Mike is scared hes going to be a single father forever.
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Run away from him
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Tell him he's already a terrible parent so how worse can it get
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Say he had a chance with u a long time ago and that u dont want to be a side hoe
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Tell him u killed the woman
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Tell him to get an abortion
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- 3.
Mike is trying on makeup and he's a tiiiny bit nervous OWO
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Omg mike you look so pretty
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Stupid ugly douchebag who do you think you are???
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RUN RUN RUN RUN
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Encorage him to be a beauty guru
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Burn his makeup and everything he loves to ash
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- 4.
Mike had a baby what do you do
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Tell the kid that he's ugly
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Please i dont want anything to do with this
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Spit on him
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Offer to watch him while mikes at work
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Tell mike that the childs a mistake
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- 5.
Mike asks you out
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Say no thanks
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Run away without giving an answer
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Say yes but really you want to date him just to make fun of him
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Say "what" and when he repeats the question say "whaaat" again
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Shrug
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Mike is now a single father to a kid that isn't even his!! he needs advice on how to raise it. WHat do you say?
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It'll taste good with mayo
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Always take good care of your child. It may be hard sometimes but with enough determination you can do it.
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Take the child and run
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Kiss the child in front of mike
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Tell him hes a terrible father and make him cry
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Mike has been seeing a new woman who loves his makeup and they are both guininly happy together
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Wait untill april 13th at 9:00 PM to kidnap her from her yoga lessons and put a weight on her foot while shes still alive and throw her off a bridge
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Call mike a simp
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Find you own guy and kiss HIM in front of Mike
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MAke her cheat on him with you
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"Why would he do that??" :'( *run away*
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- 8.
MIke leans in to kiss you
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Slap him in the face resulting in a cheek fracture
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Kiss him
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Say frick no and run to the nearest exit
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Poke his eye
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Lick his toes
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