This amazing, one-time only quiz offer is a chance to figure out how successful you will be based on your simple answering of just a few very important questions. The quiz is only for people under 85 years of age, because after age 85 if you are not successful already you do not have time. And the best part of it is, you do not have to pay anything to take this wonderful quiz. I will delve into your very own mind for the minutely small price of your obviously worthless time!
I think I have some friends, but they are never around for some reason.
I have many people who think I am their friend but I really don't like them that much.
I do not need friends because I have an army of minions to do my bidding.
Everyone in the world is my friend, and also the little bugs and dirt.
I have plenty of friends, but for some reason they are always offering to hold a garage sale for me.
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Hairdresser
Mountain
Sports announcer
Flower
Chainsaw salesman
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You mean my real coffee mug, or the one I use to beat people over the head with? That one's metal.
I have a different coffee mug for every day, with an inspirational statement, such as "You're only here because you're AWESOME!"
I can no longer tell what it looks like, underneath all of the grime that has gathered on the surface.
I do not drink coffee, or use mugs. I prefer to stick my face in a lovely stream, surrounded by little bugs.
It is studded with the most beautiful rhinestones, which stick up over the edge, and has a giant tassel that sometimes gets in the coffee.
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Telling an inappropriate joke in the middle of a little league game.
Blowing a dandelion puff and watching as it sails away into the wind.
Giving a dissertation on compiling the world's resources and selling them back to the poor people at exorbitant prices.
Replacing all regular pens with purple feathered pens with purple glitter ink.
Going to the bathroom. To flush someone's wallet down the toilet.
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Anything by Martha Stewart.
The Drudge Report
Entertainment Weekly
Any magazine will do, for I will only use it as kindling under your house.
I do not need to read, for I have many stories in my head.
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My crocheted toaster oven cover.
My parachute. You never know when you might need one.
My jar of deadly spiders.
My favorite old good luck blanket which I never wash.
My ledger.
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Now I can measure appropriate distance for letting you see me gloat over your car's explosion while not getting my eyebrows singed.
I now know the length of fabric I need in order to sew a new pair of my patented Shag Carpet Pants!
I can glue little arms and legs to it, and draw a happy face, and I'll finally have someone to talk to!
If I had 500,000 of them, I could go to the African village of Kiputtyroo and build them a bridge across their river of raw sewage.
Well, we need someone to tell everyone else what to do.
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