Do you fret about the future of your town? Do you wake up in the middle of the night wondering if you might soon be living in a ghost town of yore, tumbleweeds rolling through your athletic stadiums, your streets corroded into asphalt chunks, your nail salons and KFC's completely stripped of equipment? Lo, be ye not afraid of zombies. See moreThey are the least of your worries. It is the tumultuous forces of finance, environment, population, economics and energy that will bounce and jostle our fair burgs, sifting the sustainable wheat from the unsustainable chaff. How will your town fare? Take the quiz!
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My state is above 20% renewables plus hydro. Or: my state might not be there, but my town has a municipal utility that gets over 20% of its electricity from renewables + hydro and that should give us some sustainability cred.
My state's been putting in renewables. I can't believe we're not up to 20% yet. (NV, MN, CO, NE, HI, NM, AZ, TX)
My state doesn't believe in renewables.
My state has no sun or wind.
Seriously, not every state can be as glorious as Idaho.
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Yes (most of the country)
No, you can fry an egg on our streets in the summer. (I live in a place as hot as Las Vegas, Phoenix, or Palm Springs)
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Yes, we get wood or propane delivered, or our power plant gets coal by train, or we live on an island and we get more than half our energy sources delivered by ship.
No, we get electrons via wires, natural gas via pipes, and if we use wood, we get it from real close by.
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We don't really have winter, or we have serious winter but we've insulated and sealed our homes insanely well, use air-sourced or ground-sourced heat pumps, passive solar, or high-efficiency wood stoves, so our heating bills are low.
We have bitter cold and/or our housing stock is poorly insulated. Our winter propane/natural gas/fuel oil/electricity bills run more than $150/month. (Sometimes way more.)
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Yep, we were here.
No, we sprang up post-WWII and our development patterns sure show it.
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Our way of life is reasonable in terms of energy (under 200 kwh/person/day.) (CT, MA, NH, RI, VT, NY, FL, MD, AZ, NV, CA, HI) Or it's just a little above that (200--230 kwh/person/day), so cut us some slack. (ME, NJ, PA, MI, DC, GA, NC, VA, CO, UT, OR)
We consume double the energy of most Europeans, but we'll always have unlimited cheap energy, won't we? (230-300 kwh/person/day) (IL, OH, WI, MN, MO, DE, TN, AR, ID, NM)
We are the Sumo wrestlers of per capita world energy consumption. We slurp up huge amounts. (300-400 kwh/person/day) (IN, IA, KS, NE, SD, WV, AL, KY, MS, OK, TX, MT)
We are the King Kongs of energy consumption. Our use is off-the-charts insane, although our mining, drilling and refining industries have a lot to do with it. (650-760 kwh/person/day) (ND, LA, WY, AK)
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Yes, fishing, farming, regional commerce or trade via shipping has been in our past and will likely be in our future.
No, none of these are economic contributors for us.
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Yes, I live in Alaska, Wyoming, Texas, Louisiana, Oklahoma, North Dakota, or West Virginia
No, my state's economy is diverse and will not be devastated by reduced fossil fuel use.
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Less than 200 feet/capita. We can afford the roads we have as long as we don't build many more. We'll spend less than 10% of our state tax revenue maintaining them. (CT, MA, RI, NJ, NY, DE, DC, FL, MD, CA, HI, NH, PA, IL, IN, MI, OH, GA, NC, SC, VA, TN, LA, TX, AZ, CO, NV, UT, OR, WA)
200-300 feet/capita. We will probably turn some roads back to gravel or toll them. (ME, VT, WI, MN, MO, WV, AL, MS, AK)
300-500 feet/ capita. It's lucky we like gravel roads because we'll have a lot of them. (IA, AR, OK, ID, NM)
500-1300 feet/capita. We are in for a world of hurt road-wise. (KS, NE, SD, ND, MT, WY)
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Yes. Gosh, next you'll say we can't have an economy built on fast food either.
No, but we're counting on one of the above to revive our currently struggling economy. (Come gamble at our new casino!)
No, we get our garden gnomes and beanie babies from abandoned storage lockers and play on-line poker.
No, our economy doesn't depend on fluctuating consumption of luxury items, luxury experiences or on a college that is about to go under.
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Top meth lab states--MO, TN, IN, MI, IL, OH, NC, KY
Top number of incarcerated persons/capita--LA, MS, OK, AL, TX, AZ, FL, AR, MO
States where more than 31% of citizens are obese--LA, MS, AL, WV, OK, IA, SC, TN, KY, IN, ND, MI, DE
Top death-by-alcohol states--NM, AK, MT, WY, AZ, OK, NV, MI, DC, CO, WV
States where more than 17% of citizens live in poverty--MI, MS, AZ, NM, AR, GA, DC, TX, KY, NC
States where more than 13% of children are diagnosed with ADHD--AL, AR, DE, IN, IA, KY, LA, NC, OH, RI, SC, TN
States with more than 96 opiod prescriptions per year for every 100 people--LA, MS, AL, AR, OK, SC, NC, TN, KY, WV, OH, IN, MI
By some miracle my state is not listed in any of the options above. Our men are not drinking themselves to death, our women are not popping chill pills, our kids don't need to take amphetamines to sit still, and our prisons aren't major state employers.
None of the above. My town is squeaky clean.
Ok, I've got to check off one or two of these, but it was a one-time thing and no indication of a real problem.
Welcome to America. Everyone has these problems, so it's not surprising we do, too.
Our town didn't used to have these problems, and now it does. It's a sad business indeed.
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Yes, it will be expensive but we could do it. (Also check this box if question is irrelevant because your town has enough water, you lucky fools.)
No, but why can't we desalinate and then pump water 200 miles up hill?
No. Depopulation is in our future.
I want to divert the entire Columbia or Mississippi River to flow to my town. Start digging now.
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Either we don't have an air conditioner, or living without one would be possible with shade trees, ceiling fans, whole house fans, etc.
No freaking way.
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We've got at least three of these.
Only one or two. We could do better.
None of the above. I live in a real hell-hole.
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Yes, people do this sort of thing in my town.
No, there is little or no sense of community here in this way.
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Yes, you're kidding, right?
No, you're kidding right?
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It's possible. We have a lot of small shops and service providers.
Unlikely. All the stores are big boxes and even many of the services are provided by chains.
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There is no center. It is completely diffuse residential with maybe a few malls scattered about.
Two arterials meet with some strip malls, chain restaurants, big box stores, gas stations, fast food on the corners.
Our large city has an extensive business-centered downtown and the neighborhoods have vibrant shopping districts that act as secondary cores; or, our smaller town/city has between one and ten downtown blocks with shops, services, restaurants and coffee shops.
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Buildings
Parking, parking, parking
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Yes. That's just the way America is now.
No dead ones. They're either active, been torn down, creatively repurposed to other uses, or we never had any to begin with.
Does being filled with squatters count as repurposing?
Does standing as a decaying monument to American consumerism count as repurposing?
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Yes, I live in DC, Alaska, Virginia, Maryland, Hawaii, New Mexico or Oklahoma.
No, how is it possible for the Federal Government to be a state's largest industry?
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Yes.
What is crowdfunding?
Storm surge? (answer yes if you live in southern Florida)
River flood?
Tornado?
Earthquake?
Hurricane?
None of the above. We're either not vulnerable to these things or we've engineered our buildings or our rivers or built seawalls to keep us damage-free.
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We have three or more of these going for us.
We have two or fewer of these. Not much street life exists outside the car.
People in my town are far too busy to gather or hang out.
If I saw children or dogs in my town, I would move.
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Yes to four or more.
Yes to three or fewer. We have work to do.
We don't need no stinking flowers in our town.
I barely know my town's name.
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At least one of the above is true.
None of these apply to my town. We drive, drive, drive everywhere all the time.
My neighbor drives thirty feet down the driveway to pick up his mail.
Buses, bikes and walking are for poor people and losers. How can they have any effect on sustainability?
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I can say yes to at least two.
We will always have blueberries flown in from Chile.
You can't grow Chicken McNuggets.
As far as I know, food emerges from the ground wrapped in plastic.
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I know at least five people like this in my town.
If it can't be done by pushing a button, my friends don't do it.
Gosh, why didn't you include setting up a website or at least a Facebook page?
I wish I knew at least five people like this in my town.
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More than ten percent of our politicians' campaign contributions come from sources other than real human beings who actually live in the town.
After they leave office our politicians accept jobs from the corporations/businesses they regulated or gave favors to.
Our town spends lots of time and energy blaming others (immigrants! gays! minorities! liberals! conservatives!) for our problems.
Police shoot unarmed citizens.
Most of our town's revenue comes from fines and tickets.
Our town officials believe in the power of ever-expanding debt, growth and asphalt, in that order.
Wow, my town sounds pretty sane and functional compared to the above.
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More than two-thirds of our population lives within this radius. We may have to abandon some areas on our periphery, but on the whole we'll be fine.
Less than two-thirds our citizens live within this radius, but we'll just issue bonds, and someone else will eventually pay for it all. That's how cities and towns work.
Everyone in our town has their own well water, is on their own septic tank, has their own security guards, drives their own children to school, and our state and federal government will pay for all our roads in perpetuity. Our town could stretch from coast to coast if it wanted to.
Clean water is overrated.
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Yes, my town is either on a heavy rail line or within five miles of one.
No rail access at the moment. Maybe it will still happen.
Railroads are for quiche-eating socialists.
Why do we need railroads? In the future everyone will be able to afford an electric car, won't they?
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Over 90%. You think this is going to be a problem?
75 - 90%. I'm sure in the future they'll all carpool.
50 - 75%. No doubt someone will build commuter or light rail out to us before it's a problem.
25 - 50%. Telecommuting will solve this.
Less than 25%. This means people won't have to choose between living in our town and keeping their job.
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Over 50. Yeah, we're all old coots here and the town will die off when we do.
Between 45 and 50. Isn't older and wiser better?
Between 40 and 45. I'm sure the young people will come back once they have families.
Under 40. We're in good shape.
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