Have you ever wondered what kind of potato you would be if you were a potato rather than a human? Find out in this high-flying, death-defying, air-drying Quiz! It is a fun test designed for those who think their personality matches a potato type. You will enjoy picking options during the quiz. Go for it and have fun. Just make sure you choose the most suitable answer, as we have to evaluate your personality based on the options you pick. All the best to be a potato!
Neo-Nazis
Rapists
People who enter their children and/or pets into beauty pageants
Hindus
Corrupt government officials
Cis men
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Flute
Clarinet
Oboe
Bassoon
Piccolo
Saxophone
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Pants
Jacket
Bra
Spats
Fedora
Glasses
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Detroit Stars
Chatanooga Choo-Choos
Zulu Cannibal Giants
Atlanta Black Crackers
Ethiopian Clowns
Tennessee Rats
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Yes, intentionally
Yes, unintentionally
No, only occasionally.
No, never
I always feel shame regardless of whether or not I'm masturbating.
I don't masturbate.
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Weeping Willow
Venus Flytrap
Apple Tree
Lily of the Valley
Crabgrass
Korean Rock Fern
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0 - 4
5 - 7
8 - 10
11 - 13
14 - 17
17 - 18
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Spaghetti
Rigatoni
Fettucini
Ravioli
Lasagna
Tortellini
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White
Yellow
Blue
Red
Purple
Green
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Aromantic
Heteroromantic
Homoromantic
Biromantic
Panromantic
Questioning
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Veganism
Lacto Vegetarianism
Lacto-ovo Vegetarianism
Pollotarianism
Pescatarianism
Flexitarianism
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Public indecency
First-degree murder
Jaywalking
Contributing to the Delinquency of a Minor
Insider stock trading
Substance Abuse
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Christianity
Buddhism
Islam
Hinduism
Wiccanism
Shintoism
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Bernie Sanders
Lincoln Chafee
Martin O'Malley
Hilary Clinton
Jim Webb
Jeff Boss
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Laundry
Dishes
Mowing
Garbage
Vacuuming floors
Filling out tax forms
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Mr. Kotter
Principal Woodman
Vinnie Barbarino
Horshack
Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington
Juan Luis Pedro Felipo de Huevos Epstein
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Disaster relief funding
Animal shelters
Chronic disease research
Mental health clinics
Aid for underprivileged youth
Religious organizations
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Embarrassed
Repulsed
Ecstatic
Dumbfounded
Melancholy
Relieved
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Breathe
Time
Money
Us and Them
Brain Damage
Eclipse
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Foot fetishists
Balloon fetishists
Vore fetishists
Furries
Necrophiliacs
Pedophiles
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Inguinal
Femoral
Umbilical
Incisional
Epigastric
Hiatal
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Giratina
Tangela
Jigglypuff
Zubat
Ditto
Cubone
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A parent
A sibling
A grandparent
A parent's sibling
A cousin
I do not have any of the above family members.
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Marriage should be between a man and a woman.
Marriage should be between any two people as long as they love each other.
Marriage should be between any two people who knowingly consent, regardless of reasons.
Marriage should be between any number of people who knowingly consent.
The government should not provide benefits that differ between single and married people.
Marriage should not exist at all.
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Eat an entire human
Inject human urine directly into your bloodstream
Become a serial sex offender
Strangle your best friend while they sleep
Systematically oppress thousands of people and influence lawmakers to have them put in prison if they speak out against you.
Crucify a false messiah
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