Which Person Are You? Personality Quiz.

Morning or night person?

• A.

  Morning.

• B.

  Night.

One of your biggest pet peeves....

• A.

  People who always THINK they're right. But definitely aren't.

• B.

  Too much talking. SHUT UP. God!

• C.

  People not listening! C'mon I'm right here.

• D.

  Nothing bothers me that much, really.

• E.

  Unnecessary cruelty.

• F.

  Kohler.

• G.

  Stupidity.

• H.

  Useless people.

• I.

  I'm chill bro. You can kick me and I'll hug you.

• J.

  People who assume they know me well.

• K.

  Everything and everyone. Sometimes Earl. Sometimes Aiden. Sometimes Gavin. Sometimes...

What superpower would you choose?

• A.

  Super strength!

• B.

  Super speed in academics and physically!

• C.

  Reading minds. Maybe...

• D.

  Xray vision. ;)

• E.

  A mute button for certain people....

• F.

  Laser beams everywhere.

• G.

  The power to make OTHER people invisible. So I don't have to deal.

• H.

  Probably like flight.

• I.

  Invincibility to paper cuts would be great.

• J.

  Really, REALLY good Chemistry grades.

What are you?

• A.

  Male

• B.

  Female

• C.

  Undefined

• D.

  One of the other 63 genders

• E.

  An actual helicopter.

Which of these is scariest to me?

• A.

  Fucking vomiting. *shiver*

• B.

  Everything you just did breaking. Damn chain.

• C.

  Mark Luce. For all four years of high school.

• D.

  Ohhhh. Serena. Just talking to her for a straight HOUR.

• E.

  I AM UNAFRAID.

• F.

  Not just talking to Serena, being stuck in between the...you know...crevice.

• G.

  The future of our country. A little bit.

• H.

  All my friends in scary masks following me around everywhere.

• I.

  Failing at a simple task.

• J.

  Slicing open my hand in a stupid way.

You often feel insecure about what others think of you.

• A.

  True

• B.

  False

Click what applies to you.

• A.

  Secretly really intelligent.

• B.

  Not looking for a guy. But would take one anyways.

• C.

  Chemistry is hard.

• D.

  Asian. But like...not you Megan.

• E.

  Sometimes the translator for a certain someone.

• F.

  Knows a lot, but prefers not to tell the answer. Like a d**k.

• G.

  Very private. Secretive. Shh. Don't ask questions.

• H.

  Gets annoyed at minor inconveniences.

Political alignment?

• A.

  AMERICA. F**K YEA.

• B.

  Ehhhhhhhhhhh. Don't care.

• C.

  F**K YOU AMERICA. Australia is where it's at.

• D.

  ....Moderate. Moderate everything.

• E.

  Green party! JILL STEIN IS PROBABLY FINE.

• F.

  As right as right can be.

• G.

  Sorta undecided/independent.

• H.

  Democratic. Go gays. Pro choice. Whoop.

Would you rather...

• A.

  Be stranded on a deserted island alone

• B.

  Or with someone you don’t like?

Introvert or Extrovert?

• A.

  Introvert.

• B.

  Extrovert!

Musical taste?

• A.

  American rock I can deal with.

• B.

  Sticking with pop.

• C.

  Indie to alternative to jesus what DO I listen to?

• D.

  Rap to pop to hip hop. Anything really.

• E.

  Shoot man I don't know what I listen to.

• F.

  Classical. Don't judge.

Would you rather...

• A.

  Be bitten by a radioactive spider

• B.

  Be bitten by a vampire

Check what applies to you.

• A.

  Outgoing. Generally gives no damns.

• B.

  Quieter. Sort of the one who remembers everything, but at the same time doesn't.

• C.

  Makes references no one understands.

• D.

  Giggles.

• E.

  Meh. Feels judged often.

• F.

  Has opinions. Makes them known.

Would you rather...

• A.

  Tell that special someone you love them and risk losing them

• B.

  Never tell them how you feel and suffer inside

Check which applies to you.

• A.

  Drama Queen.

• B.

  Comical and brutally honest

• C.

  Roadmap and responsible.

• D.

  Could be successful in Human Representatives.

• E.

  Has no idea what's happening 80% of the time.

• F.

  Knows exactly what they're doing in life....not.

• G.

  Secretly a lil' fluff

Describe yourself in 500 characters or less.

Which one would you say when trying to calm someone down?

• A.

  Hey calm dude. It'll be ok.

• B.

  You have to face it with strength. Don't give up.

• C.

  Just try to focus on something else.

• D.

  What can I do to make you happier?

• E.

  Sorry I forgot to reply.

• F.

  Take a bath. Drink some tea. Read a book. Relax, chica!

• G.

  Honestly just tie a noose.

• H.

  I don't know. That's kind of a you thing.

• I.

  Don't worry. Everyone has those days. *starts humming Hannah Montana* Sorry. Had to.

• J.

  Aww it's okay. *leaves room*

• K.

  Yeah. Totally. Yeah. :\ Yeah no I get it.

Do you feel that you have a purpose or calling in life, and if so, what is it?

If you had to change your name to one of these, which would you choose?

• A.

  Celery

• B.

  Jonathan

• C.

  Emma

• D.

  Jacob

• E.

  Harper

• F.

  Prarthanax, Lord of Destruction and Chaos

Would you be accepted into the draft if there were one for both men and women?

• A.

  Yes. I am mighty. Hear my roar.

• B.

  Hahhahahhahahha. Whoo. No. Noodle arms over here.

What would your role be in the zombie apocalypse?

• A.

  BADASS MOFO. This person fights and fights to the death.

• B.

  Building the defenses and fortifying. Counting the weapons...this is the arms manager.

• C.

  Taking tallies of supplies and making sure everything works out.

• D.

  Negotiator. This person negotiates trade and pass-throughs with other groups.

• E.

  This is your cheerleader. They might not live that long, but they put a smile on your face.

• F.

  This is your peacekeeper. To settle disputes within the group, this person cleverly sorts everything out without any violence.

• G.

  The main brains. This person plans out things to the fine print. Where to go, what to avoid, etcetera.

• H.

  This person is a loyal soldier who has their hands all over. Whatever needs getting done gets done.

• I.

  This person doesn't know what's going on all the time, but still manages to live.

• J.

  Needs people to listen to their ideas. They're good ones 62% of the time.

• K.

  The person who tries to negotiate at first, but then gets killed.

You value your friendships.

• A.

  True

• B.

  False

What about your dream profession? 

• A.

  Doctor. But like...not touching the bodies and stuff. *shiver*

• B.

  A CEO with like a pantsuit and everything.

• C.

  A...aw...I don't even know man.

• D.

  Probably ALSO a doctor. I dunno.

• E.

  Honestly, I haven't even thought about that one yet.

• F.

  Probably a lawyer. FIGHT ME.

• G.

  Maybe something in the field of teaching. Throw them into the fire. That's what I say.

• H.

  I don't even know what I had for breakfast this morning.

• I.

  White. Rich. Like a cheesecake.

• J.

  Not an engineer.