Who Tf Are You(Zodiac)?
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Zodiac
- A.
I am so stereotypical for my sign, like, everything they say is true.
- B.
Zodiac? What about it
- C.
Greek astrology doesn't matter. Your sign doesn't even match up with your birth date.
- D.
If you mention that astro-bullshit, I'm gonna fuck you up.
- E.
I like knowing things about myself.
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- 2.
Memes
- A.
Bush did 911
- B.
Tag yourself i'm
- C.
Trollface
- D.
*does not answer question bc of fear*
- E.
*in head* fuck this fuck this fuck this
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- 3.
Wtf kinda bender do you want to be
- A.
Water
- B.
Earth
- C.
Air
- D.
Fire
- E.
No
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- 4.
Which Hogwarts house do you want to be in?
- A.
Ravenclaw
- B.
Hufflepuff
- C.
Gryffindor
- D.
Fuck hogwarts fuck gandalf fuck yourself
- E.
Slytherin
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- 5.
Which Hogwarts House are you actually in
- A.
Ravenclaw :/
- B.
Hogwarts isn't real.
- C.
Fuck Hufflepuff
- D.
I'm going to light Hogwarts on Fire
- E.
Gryffindor
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- 6.
Bearded Ewan McGregor is better than young Harrison Ford
- A.
Absolutely not. I'd call Harrison Ford "Daddy" in bed.
- B.
This is difficult because beards arouse me, but so does Harrison Ford circa 1978
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- 7.
Is Rey a Skywalker or a Kenobi
- A.
I want her to be a Kenobi, but they're gonna make her a Skywalker, I know it.
- B.
I hope she's a Skywalker so the Reylo shippers feel the disgust of falling for an incest ship, even though they could have learned caution from the past (Luke and Leia ring a bell?), they carried full force ahead with their 50 Shades of Force fantasies. For shame.
- C.
KENOBI BC SHE'S NOT A WHINY BABY
- D.
WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT IF THE SKYWALKERS STOPPED FUCKING UP THE GALAXY
- E.
Who's Rey
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- 8.
What kinds of books do you read?
- A.
British stuff. Classic shit.
- B.
Paper has glucose.
- C.
I don't know how to read.
- D.
Exclusively YA literature.
- E.
I prefer reading on my kindle.
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- 9.
Body Temperature
- A.
As icy and cold as your dead black heart.
- B.
My body is both a poop gun and a portable heater.
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- 10.
Color
- A.
I can't pick a single color because the others will feel left out (but lowkey fuck some colors)
- B.
Orange!!
- C.
Purple
- D.
I love all the colors!
- E.
I can't see colors besides the color of blood and I'm addicted to it because my world is so bland so I kill people for a hit.
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- 11.
Penis length?
- A.
I'm not answering this.
- B.
It's bigger than yours lmao
- C.
I have a micropenis
- D.
I don't have one
- E.
LONG ENOUGH TO FUCK EVERYONE IN YOUR FAMILY TREE, BACK AT LEAST 12 GENERATIONS
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- 12.
Who are you voting for?
- A.
BERNIE SANDERS
- B.
There is literally no point in voting.
- C.
Something's feeling the Bern right now. It's my anus.
- D.
Vermine Supreme
- E.
I'm voting for a republican. Either Trump or Cruz. We've had enough of one demographic president!
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