Which Nazi Pastime Are You?

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    Which Toy Story character do you relate to the most?

    • Sid, the awful child from next door.
      Sid, the awful child from next door.
    • Sid, the awful child from next door.
      Sid, the awful child from next door.
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Which Nazi Pastime Are You? - Quiz
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Goosestepping? Book burning? Ruining the Olymipics? Which Nazi pastime are you? Take the quiz and find out!

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  • 2. 
    If you were locked out of your Panzer Tank, what would you do? - ProProfs

    If you were locked out of your Panzer Tank, what would you do?

    • Have a little cry.

    • Mindlessly goosestep around until someone comes to help.

    • Do a shit on it.

    • Set fire to it.

    • Summon an eldritch spirit to open it for you.

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  • 3. 
    The Hitlers are coming over for dinner and (oh no!), you just realized you've cooked schweinerblitzen for your guests, forgetting that they're vegetarians! What do you do? - ProProfs

    The Hitlers are coming over for dinner and (oh no!), you just realized you've cooked schweinerblitzen for your guests, forgetting that they're vegetarians! What do you do?

    • Eat it all yourself, like a fucking greedy Kraut pig.

    • Go out and buy a cabbage.

    • Turn it into a stack of beets with magic.

    • Stamp your little German foot and swear magnificently.

    • Put it to the back of your mind as you realize you've just burned the applenschlockenspirrenzaat (dessert).

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  • 4. 
    Oh noes! The Allies are landing at Normandy! What do you do? - ProProfs

    Oh noes! The Allies are landing at Normandy! What do you do?

    • Adopt every aspect of Hitler so that you can die and he can slip away to Argentina.

    • Do a shit on them.

    • March right down to that beach and kick das sandenschplitzen in their faces.

    • Pretend to be Fiji.

    • Turn yourself into Fiji with magic.

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  • 5. 
    It's Hiter's birthday - what are you getting him? - ProProfs

    It's Hiter's birthday - what are you getting him?

    • The still-beating heart of Winston Churchill.

    • A new pair of jack boots.

    • A new identity and a one-way zeppelin ticket to Gwam.

    • The book of "How to Speak French", translated into French.

    • Someone to do a shit on.

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