Which Domino's Pizza Manager Are You?
Which Domino's Pizza Manager are you?
- 1.
Why was your service so bad?
- A.
My service wasn't bad. It's seldom bad. I don't often have to answer this question.
- B.
Because the fucking town is just too big. God, and my drivers are morons.
- C.
My driver was so fat, he had an asthma attack and couldn't deliver.
- D.
Because I was busy making a $9000 order. You want service, or you want money?
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- 2.
What are your goals for the future?
- A.
I'm making so much cash, I think I'll stay here.
- B.
This is my comfort zone. I think I'll stay here.
- C.
Helicopter pilot.
- D.
Something better. Something different.
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- 3.
How many cigarettes do you smoke in an average shift?
- A.
74 or 75. God, this place is stressful. Did I mention my drivers are morons?
- B.
74 or 75. I got plenty of time on my hands.
- C.
Just a couple. But I have plenty of money to buy them because I make $10,000 bonuses!
- D.
Just a couple. Trying to quit for my health.
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- 4.
How many employees have you scared into quitting?
- A.
None. I'm a real easy guy to get along with.
- B.
A couple. But they really needed to be in a different job. And I don't think it was really me that scared them.
- C.
74 or 75. God, this job is stressful. Did I mention my drivers are morons?
- D.
I don't keep track. Got my eyes on the prize.
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- 5.
Describe your most recent shit.
- A.
Flecked with gold and rainbows and smelling of cinnamon rolls.
- B.
It was a shit. What do you want to know?
- C.
I haven't shit in seven years. Just too fucking much stress in this job.
- D.
Slow and easy, but I may have broken the toilet seat.
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- 6.
What and why do you drink?
- A.
Beer with my drivers, all of whom are my best friends.
- B.
Beer with a good friend or two over dinner. Those guys are hilarious.
- C.
Goldschlager with people I want to impress.
- D.
Vodka with a tequila back. Alone. Because my job is so stressful.
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