The Warbound Brotherhood Legion Sorter Quiz

I am of noble birth, and I was raised with plenty. I received a fantastic education and I inherited wealth or lands from my progenitors.

I was born of low or common blood in my society. I grew up in a world where I did not often have enough food on the table, and suffered as a result. I have learned to hoard what gold I do make in order to survive.

I was convicted of a serious crime early in my life, but was released from prison after serving a sentence. I am criminally intelligent, and I have often stolen, vandalized, or killed for monetary reward.

I have always been a member of the military. I've bled for my people and I've faced adversaries and insurmountable odds beyond number.

I began my education in magic from a young age, and I have excelled in my craft. I've dedicated a considerable amount of my life contributing my time to developing new magical theories and principles.

Many members of my family were slain during a tragic event in my early life, and I have longed for purpose ever since.

I hold a common occupation within my home nation, and I am an excellent craftsman. I am often called a master of my profession, and I am respected by local townspeople.

Local Politician

Diplomat

Healer or Medic

Soldier

Spy or Double Agent

Assassin

Craftsman or Trader

Tactician

Thief

Scholar

Guardsman or Local Law Enforcement

Clergy

Unemployed

Azeroth is a generally compassionate place, and I believe that the good in people outweighs the bad.

This world should be governed by those strong enough to rule, because there is no room for failure.

Azeroth is rife with opportunities for success, and one only needs know where to look to find gold and power.

I see things that others do not. There are patterns in everything, and the mind must be trained to distinguish what is important from what is not.

I see a world full of potential sensory experiences, and I will partake in it all regardless of what others think of me.

I see an unstable world, and with the right amount of force applied at the weakest point, society as a whole will give way and crumble to ashes.

I see a place where I can raise a family and live my life without disruption.

Beasts and mongrels, the lot of them. I would loathe to see these savages find any measure of success.

The societies and cultures of the Horde interest me on a sociological level, and I wish to study them, but I have no particular like or dislike for them.

I do not hate the Horde, and I wish that peace could be reached between our peoples. Nonetheless, I do not fear war should it come.

The Horde is not entirely relevant to my day to day life, and I do not pause to think about whether or not I dislike them.

The Horde is just another target, and since the Alliance tends to pay quite well, I've been loyal to them for some time.

The Horde has achieved a number of technological marvels, and their people are worthy of praise and recognition, in spite of the fact that our society is at war with them.

Through science and magic, we can gradually introduce an alchemical solution to curb Horde populations, gradually causing a decline of Horde species into extinction. I urge the Alliance to consider this option.

The Alliance should release a volley of every superweapon in our arsenal to not only wipe Orgrimmar from the face of the planet, but to leave a crater in which no life may thrive for a thousand years.

Hate the Horde? I've partaken in tribal mating rituals with Horde races on more than one occasion, but don't tell my superiors.

The Alliance should support the freedom of choice for all individuals, prizing liberty and lessening restrictions on contraband.

The Alliance should rule Azeroth without compromise, and punish criminals and traitors harshly to set an example for those who would attempt to undermine it in the future.

Governed? I could give a damn. As long as I'm getting paid, you can rule your fucking country however you'd like.

The Alliance should be dismantled, but for no other reason than the fact it would entertain me. Rampant murder, rape, and thievery in the streets? Paradise.

The Alliance must resist the demands of outside forces, but treat citizens kindly and establish a support network for the needy.

Society's primary function should be to educate the masses. Knowledge prevails over all institutions.

I would execute the prisoner on principle. By declaring oneself an enemy of the Alliance, you must expect punishment.

Because the prisoner's guilt cannot be fully proven, he must be released. There is no reason to needlessly punish those who do not deserve it.

I will take a considerable amount of time analyzing the prisoner's mind. What is his psychological weakness? How can I exploit these weaknesses and manipulate him into telling the truth?

I'd make the prisoner give me all of his belongings, because damn, everyone knows I like shiny shit.

Everybody knows what happens to prisoners in my custody: they get tortured. Some people call it needless, but I call it fun.

I turn the prisoner over to the relevant authorities for questioning.

"For the Alliance!"

"Death to the Horde!"

War cry? You're fooling yourself if you think I'm gonna be anywhere close enough to Orcs for them to hear me.

"Last man into the fray is the son of an honorless whore!"

"Let the women flee! The Brotherhood is here to have some fun."

"For fame and fortune!"

"For knowledge!"

Try to pull a terrifying expression and convince the Horde you're a ruthless maniac, running as your tongue hangs out of your mouth.

Seal all entrances to the building, but toss an internationally-banned poison gas grenade into the main room.

Burn the building to the ground, with everyone inside.

Break into the front entrance with a conventional room-clearing strategy, and arrest and lawfully detain each and every involved party for further processing.

Arrest each criminal and line them up out back, proceeding with a summary execution by beheading each one.

Convince members of the drug cartel to sell their own people out, and stage an inside job op. Reward the cooperating criminals handsomely for their efforts.

I used to know these guys! Guess I can sneak a few of their potions down the hatch before the Stormwind Guard arrive. I haven't had a good trip in a long time.

Arrest the criminals but salvage their alchemical products in order to get a better idea of the drug's composition. Archive the information in Alliance records.

Go straight for the balls, then spill this pig shit swill over the top of their head.

Fight honorably but show no quarter. I'm not opposed to breaking an ankle or an elbow if they refuse to back off.

I try my best to resolve the conflict peacefully, and maybe even have a beer or two after the fact.

I generally avoid taverns for this very reason.

Fuck it. I'll break a bottle and slice their Gods-damned throat right open. Teach them to fuck with me.

Something reliable; I can't afford to lose a fight to some dishonorable Rogue.

Something nasty; maybe a poisoned dagger or a shotgun with flechette rounds that'll slice 'em apart like cold cuts.

A shield or spell that will allow me to defend myself and anyone under my protection.

My mind, because at the end of the day, no weapon is as powerful as my ability to think my way out of a situation.

Some gold to bribe someone, or maybe even my body if I'm desperate enough to have sex to avoid a bad situation.

Yes, but only if I feel I could escape repercussions.

No, because my loyalty is unbreakable.

My friends have been good to me, but an offer such as this would tempt me. I probably couldn't go through with it at the end of the day.

Yes, but I would manipulate the situation to come to a middle ground of some sort. Perhaps helping my friend escape before being captured.

Friends, yeah sure. Who needs friends? I'd rather have a position of power than friends any day.

My ability to lead and see the weakness in my adversaries.

My compassion and understanding.

My knowledge of the criminal underworld and ways to make money.

My education and academic accomplishments.

My ability to work outside of the normal parameters of society, regardless of how far I have to walk down the path to hell to do so.

My experience with the world and all the people in it, and my knowledge of geography and culture.

My ability as a fighter and soldier.

While the things I've seen would make most men cry out in fear, I feel they've only made me stronger.

My unwavering loyalty to the Alliance, even when I have to make what some would call immoral decisions to protect it.

"I've met so many people with so many stories. I wish I could help them all."

"I feel more confident than ever in the superiority of our people and our purpose."

"My sanity has begun to leave me, and I fear the world around me changes as my mind grows more perverse."

"I've had some damn good times. All the gold I spent was well spent, mostly."

"I have learned much, and I remember it all vividly. Even though I am not proud of everything I have done, knowledge for the sake of knowledge justified my study."

"I've lost so much, and I feel empty. I long for purpose and to protect what little I have left."

"Each battle I grow stronger, and even in the face of darkness I prevail."

"My hatred for the world grows, and I long to see it burn."

Air. I am mutable and open to all possibilities.

Fire. I am passionate and destroy all in my path.

Water. I seek to heal the world and bring new life to barren lands.

Shadow. I am the darkness in the minds of men and the embrace of nightfall.

Earth. I am strong and inexorable, but I tend to have a difficult time changing my ways.

Arcane. Knowledge prevails over all.

Family and friends.

Vengeance.

Gold.

Knowledge.

Tradition.

Myself.

My god, or Religion.

Goodness and Compassion.

Common Sense.

A regal manor furnished with the finest wares, wine, and plenty of gold to keep me warm and happy.

A barracks, where I can be ready to charge into battle at a moment's notice.

My family's estate, where I can oversee and guard my lands and holdings.

On the streets of the city, where I can earn a living and stick with what I know.

In an orphanage or convent, where I can pour my compassion into meaningful ends.

Among family and friends, where I can mourn the days that pass and die easily and at rest surrounded by those I love.

In a reclusive archive where I can study my arts.

In a slum where I can take advantage of others and prey on people without repercussions.

In a prestigious college where I may teach as a professor.

In a lawless goblin territory where I can freely do as I will.

Memories of my loved ones who have long left this world.

Dreams of peace and prosperity between all people.

The victory of the Alliance over all enemies.

I dream of a far grander time where kings ruled over the land like gods, and where the weak were oppressed.

I dream of finding hidden Titanic knowledge.

I dream of gold.

I dream of lust and passionate sex.

I dream of Azeroth aflame.

I dream of murder and my dark past.

The Argent Dawn, where I can protect the innocent and battle evil in all forms.

A guild of thieves, where I can steal freely.

The Scarlet Crusade, because the guilty must be punished without compromise.

This question reeks of treason. Glory to the Alliance.

The Burning Legion, so I could bring endless pain and suffering to my enemies.

The Defias Brotherhood, because stealing and pillaging is just plain fun.

The Cenarion Circle, so I could heal the world.

The utter destruction of the Horde, and the domination of the planet.

Expanded freedoms for everyone, so they may enjoy life's pleasures to the fullest.

The protection of the innocent, so the weak may be guarded.

The taxonomization of all knowledge, so it may be efficiently studied.

I could care less.

I hope the Alliance crumbles and falls apart, giving way to anarchic society where violence is widespread.

Knowledge and tactics.

Street smarts and money-making strategies.

Pride and effectiveness on the battlefield.

Ruthlessness and aggressive policies against the Horde.

I'll do anything. ANYTHING.

As long as I'm getting paid, I don't ask questions.

Compassion and protection of weaker elements.