What Starwood Employee Are You!?!?!?

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What Starwood Employee Are You!?!?!? - Quiz


Are you you? ? Or someone else? !


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 

    A table of 12 comes in 10 minutes until close. What do you do?

    • A.

      Put on a happy face and march your butt over to grab their drink order.

    • B.

      Throw a small tantrum, flail your arms, and eventually make your way over to the table.

    • C.

      Tell them that you started drinking hours ago, so there's no way you can take another table right now. But, they're welcome to go to the Speakeasy!

    • D.

      Concentrate at the task at hand, and jump right in.

    • E.

      Leave out the back door.

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  • 2. 

    Your customer doesn't like his steak. What do you do?

    • A.

      Apologize and act friendly, then call him a jackass as your throwing his plate on the dishwasher table.

    • B.

      Ask him how he can deny a Prime Angus cut of meat like that

    • C.

      Look at him funny, then run away.

    • D.

      Take his plate away, ask him if he would like anything else, then tell him about the time you ate a bad steak.

    • E.

      Apologize, take his plate, and go right to the computer to take it off.

    • F.

      Tell him to f*ck himself and go to Shad's

    • G.

      Say something like, "well you ate half of it already. Here, I'll give you some dessert"

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  • 3. 

    What is Macallen? 

    • A.

      Scotch Scotchy Scotch Scotch

    • B.

      Well, it's a single malt whiskey, made in the highlands of Scotland.

    • C.

      Um I think it's a vodka? I don't know let me ask the bartender.

    • D.

      Well I know it's an alcohol!!

    • E.

      F*ckin gross

    • F.

      It's no Johnny Walker, but if it does the job, gimmie

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  • 4. 

    You gave last call a half hour ago, but your last customers still won't leave. What do you do?

    • A.

      Lock the door, pour yourself a drink and get to know them.

    • B.

      Stand awkwardly close to them until they get weirded out and leave.

    • C.

      Talk silently about them to your coworkers

    • D.

      Talk loudly about them to your coworkers

    • E.

      Say something like, "well these two really know how to drink"!

    • F.

      Turn the music up and start dancing

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  • 5. 

    Your table just left you a $100 tip! What do you do???

    • A.

      Run around and tell anyone who will listen

    • B.

      Keep it to yourself. Those bitches don't need to know what I make!

    • C.

      Give a few dollars to whoever helped out with the table.

    • D.

      Stuff it in your bra and run away.

    • E.

      Spend it at the bar before the night's over

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  • 6. 

    The Vulcan guys come in. What's your reaction?

    • A.

      Cory!!!!

    • B.

      Matt!!

    • C.

      You're not eating here today!

    • D.

      My best friends!!!

    • E.

      Joe's tongue!

    • F.

      Band of misfits.

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  • 7. 

    Why do you love your job?

    • A.

      It gives me sense of purpose, and I totally love it.

    • B.

      It gives me a chance to get out of the house and meet new people.

    • C.

      It's something to do.

    • D.

      Scotch Scotchy Scotch Scotch

    • E.

      So I can get away from my kids.

    • F.

      I have no choice

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  • 8. 

    Choose a catch phrase:

    • A.

      "Uh, sweetheart..."

    • B.

      "Scotch Scotchy Scotch Scotch"

    • C.

      "Oh my God PSHT"

    • D.

      "I'm not even black"

    • E.

      "My heels are at least 8 inches high"

    • F.

      "Hahahaha!!! Bartending is fun!!"

    • G.

      "Get the f*ck out of my kitchen"

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