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    ______________ are people that don't have the skill to win at anything.

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  • 2. 

    ______________ is a word that Runescapers use to potentially own someone so bad that they have to take a very large poop.

    Explanation
    The term "pwn" is a slang word used by Runescapers to indicate defeating someone so thoroughly that they are metaphorically forced to take a large poop. It is commonly used in online gaming communities as a way to assert dominance over opponents. The other options listed, "defeat," "pwnage," "own," and "ownage," are all related terms that also imply a significant victory or domination over someone.

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  • 3. 

    You have made a homemade flamethrower, but you only have 10 oz. of gasoline. What do you do?

    • Burn your neighbor's house down.

    • Burn your own house down.

    • Create a bonfire.

    • Stand in the middle of the road while mindlessly setting incoming cars on fire.

    Correct Answer
    A. Stand in the middle of the road while mindlessly setting incoming cars on fire.
  • 4. 

    Insult & Comeback:You're gay!

    • Shut up, fag!

    • Yeah well, I heard that you got boned by a boy.

    • *leave & walk away*

    • Well, you're gay!

    Correct Answer
    A. Yeah well, I heard that you got boned by a boy.
    Explanation
    The person responds to the insult by saying "Yeah well, I heard that you got boned by a boy." This response is a comeback intended to insult the person who insulted them. It suggests that the person being insulted is also gay or has engaged in homosexual activities. The response is meant to turn the insult back on the person who initiated it, implying that they are also deserving of the insult.

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  • 5. 

    X=?

    • ?=Me

    • ?=Noob

    • ?=69 (Awww yeeeaaahh)

    • ?=???

    Correct Answer
    A. ?=69 (Awww yeeeaaahh)
    Explanation
    The answer is ?=69 (Awww yeeeaaahh) because the question is asking for the value of x, which is represented by ?. Among the given options, the one that matches the value of x is 69. The additional phrase "Awww yeeeaaahh" is likely included to add emphasis or excitement to the answer.

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  • 6. 

    A fat nerd drops all of his books and stuff on the ground while eating strawberry pie off of his stomach, which is wrapped in a napkin. What do you do?

    • Steal his pie and eat it.

    • Leave & Ignore.

    • Help him pick up his stuff, then knock it down again.

    • Throw his books at him.

    Correct Answer
    A. Help him pick up his stuff, then knock it down again.
  • 7. 

    Pwnage is...

    • Defeating noobs.

    • Defeating someone at something.

    • "Get outta my way or you die fool!"

    • Defeating someone in the most unnecessary way.

    Correct Answer
    A. "Get outta my way or you die fool!"
    Explanation
    The correct answer is "Get outta my way or you die fool!" This phrase suggests that pwnage is a form of aggressive dominance or intimidation, where one person warns others to get out of their way or face severe consequences. It implies a sense of superiority and a willingness to harm or defeat others.

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  • 8. 

    Awesomeness is...

    • Coolness

    • Nothing. Absolutely meaningless.

    • Strutting through the hallways while waving at girls.

    • GAY

    Correct Answer
    A. Strutting through the hallways while waving at girls.

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