North Dakota Null Hypothesis Brain Damage Inventory
The 80 item NDNI, which resembles the popluar Minnesota Multiphasic Personality Inventory, was distributed as a typescript in the early 1980s. Though headlined "all rights reserved", no author or copyright date has been preserved in any copy available. If anyone complains, this version will be removed. As originally distributed, there was no answer key. After extensive research, Dr. Zachary Smith has developed this version which, as the title promises, will almost certainly diagnose some type of mental infirmity if the respondent is stubborn enough to complete the form. Warning! Dr. Smith is neither a professional doctor nor a professional comedian, so Read moreif you go any further, you're on your own. . .
- 1.
I salivate at the sight of mittens.
- A.
Absolutely !
- B.
Maybe a bit. So what?
- C.
No way.
- D.
Can't decide.
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- 2.
My father was a good woman.
- A.
Absolutely !
- B.
Maybe a bit. So what?
- C.
No way.
- D.
Can't decide.
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- 3.
At times I am very afraid that my toes will fall off.
- A.
Absolutely !
- B.
Maybe a bit. So what?
- C.
No way.
- D.
Can't decide.
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- 4.
People who go into the street are apt to be bitten by a horse.
- A.
Absolutely !
- B.
Maybe a bit. So what?
- C.
No way.
- D.
Can't decide.
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- 5.
As an infant, I had very few hobbies.
- A.
Absolutely !
- B.
Maybe a bit. So what?
- C.
No way.
- D.
Can't decide.
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- 6.
I hate chopped liver.
- A.
Absolutely !
- B.
Maybe a bit. So what?
- C.
No way.
- D.
Can't decide.
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- 7.
Sometimes I think God is a Fink.
- A.
Absolutely !
- B.
Maybe a bit. So what?
- C.
No way.
- D.
Can't decide.
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- 8.
I prefer spiders to lima beans.
- A.
Absolutely !
- B.
Maybe a bit. So what?
- C.
No way.
- D.
Can't decide.
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- 9.
Some people never look at me.
- A.
Absolutely !
- B.
Maybe a bit. So what?
- C.
No way.
- D.
Can't decide.
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- 10.
I believe in afterbirth.
- A.
Absolutely !
- B.
Maybe a bit. So what?
- C.
No way.
- D.
Can't decide.
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- 11.
I somtimes believe that my earlobes are longer than those of other people.
- A.
Absolutely !
- B.
Maybe a bit. So what?
- C.
No way.
- D.
Can't decide.
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- 12.
I often use the word "feh".
- A.
Absolutely !
- B.
Maybe a bit. So what?
- C.
No way.
- D.
Can't decide.
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- 13.
I never dream about real things.
- A.
Absolutely !
- B.
Maybe a bit. So what?
- C.
No way.
- D.
Can't decide.
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- 14.
God is love.
- A.
Absolutely !
- B.
Maybe a bit. So what?
- C.
No way.
- D.
Can't decide.
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- 15.
Spinach makes me feel alone.
- A.
Absolutely !
- B.
Maybe a bit. So what?
- C.
No way.
- D.
Can't decide.
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- 16.
My sex life is A-OK.
- A.
Absolutely !
- B.
Maybe a bit. So what?
- C.
No way.
- D.
Can't decide.
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- 17.
Sometimes I steal objects like medicine balls and avairys.
- A.
Absolutely !
- B.
Maybe a bit. So what?
- C.
No way.
- D.
Can't decide.
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- 18.
I am frequently afraid to cross the street.
- A.
Absolutely !
- B.
Maybe a bit. So what?
- C.
No way.
- D.
Can't decide.
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- 19.
When I look down from a high place I want to spit.
- A.
Absolutely !
- B.
Maybe a bit. So what?
- C.
No way.
- D.
Can't decide.
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- 20.
I am anxious in rooms that have hairy walls.
- A.
Absolutely !
- B.
Maybe a bit. So what?
- C.
No way.
- D.
Can't decide.
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- 21.
Dirty stories make me think about sex.
- A.
Absolutely !
- B.
Maybe a bit. So what?
- C.
No way.
- D.
Can't decide.
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- 22.
I read the editorials in the J. Clinical Hypnosis every month.
- A.
Absolutely !
- B.
Maybe a bit. So what?
- C.
No way.
- D.
Can't decide.
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- 23.
I like to kill mosquitoes.
- A.
Absolutely !
- B.
Maybe a bit. So what?
- C.
No way.
- D.
Can't decide.
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- 24.
Burning buildings make me snigger.
- A.
Absolutely !
- B.
Maybe a bit. So what?
- C.
No way.
- D.
Can't decide.
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- 25.
Cousins are not to be trusted.
- A.
Absolutely !
- B.
Maybe a bit. So what?
- C.
No way.
- D.
Can't decide.
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