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Oreos

Women

Do I care?

Science Fiction Novels!

Is it Food-Nap time? I love food Nap time. It is my favorite time of all!

Anything from my new fad diet!

I want to be a COWBOY!!!!

President-in-Chief of the Universe!

Ultimate all-powerful conqueror of the Blues! And kill insubordinate troops of course.

Be a totally pimping ladies man!

Professional blogger with millions of followers!

What else could I want, I'm already the very best! Now shut up and shove off

I don't know man... I just want to relax and watch TV

I have 37 unique battle plans. 36 of them result in a lower ranking soldier sacrificing himself to save a nearby superior officer! oh and the 37th is what I like to call "Advancing towards future battles", pessimists call that retreating!

Just run off and relax. Let my teammates fight for me

What is this, this, P...L...A...N you speak of??? I don't like to think ... It hurts my brain. I am also allergic to things I don't want to do...

We should move to higher ground and use the tactical advantage provided to pick off the other team one by one with shots to vital organs to conserve ammo.

Yes I do. It's a brilliant plan that involves eliminating ALL NOISY PEOPLE WHO ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS

Well, I usually just run around and scream, Its really fun! Or I drive around running over people!

Well I like to borrow the tank and drive into town to pick up chicks! But in battle... I borrow the tank and blow stuff up!

Well back in 'Nam I was voted official captain of the squad... Proudest moment of my life. It inspired me to fight so much, I've been fighting blue dirtbags ever since!

Well back in High School all my online friends voted me "Most Likely to be Fabulous" It was totally awesome!

Well I think that I accomplished everything ever, I'm the very best. This is known by all annoying reporters including you. Now shove off!

When I was chosen as Valedictorian during my Graduate year!

When I slept for 48 hours straight. Ohh no! its when I broke the record for most Oreos eaten in 30 seconds!

When me and my ex-girlfriend got together for the last time... It was a magical moment. Well until I cracked the most amazingly timed "Thats what she said!!!" Lets just say we broke up... But it was totally worth it!

I liked it when I got to meet all the sleeping people. I got to hold thier happy flappy flag!

"Die_Dirtbags"

What is this access code? I like accessing things. It is fun when I access our tank. Her name is Sheila. She is a very delicate woman.

"#1_Ladies_Man"

"im_in_charge"

"fabulous4life"

Who needs passwords? They are wayyyyyyy to much work to remember. I always just make them "password"

"smartest1"

I don't have any left. I'm already the best. And don't you DARE call dibs on my sniper rifle!

I do not want to catch pregnancy... It is very scary and contagious.

Don't you ever dare to doubt my intelligence!

Losing this war... RED FOREVER!!!!

Losing the internet! It means the world to me, and my online circle of friends

Work. Need I say more?

Church's psychopath ex who works for the Spec-Ops. She is an evil woman

A sniper is a coward's weapon, a true man runs up to his foe and looks him square in the eye when he kills them, It's a way to show you were both equal men. Well you were a bit more equal because you're alive and he's not... Running up to your foe also gives you the opportunity for some neat one liners like You Just Got SARGE'D!

I've got half a mind to kill you... and the other half agrees!

Invest in Real Estate Dude I know CAN pick up chicks in a tank There's no such thing as a personal record Always eat breakfast All the girls on the Internet are actually dudes And you should never by the extended warranty on anything. EVER

Yelling should be saved for the most critical of situations, like when SOMEONE DRINKS MILK OUT OF THE CARTON! Never Argue with science.

Your toast had been burnt and no amount of scraping with remove the black part. Speak Now! Or forever rest in peace! For liberty... and justice for all! The End I will eat your unhappiness.

All these girls want to talk about is chick stuff not the fun chick stuff like rainbows and unicorns. Let's pretend we're wearing super-spy jetpacks!

We don't get paid enough to do stuff... Today is actually a good day to retreat, can't we push dying back to a week from friday? I was born to take it easy.