Do you think you have a case of arctophilia? Find out if you do - and how severe your condition really is!
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None. I find them vicious and they smell funny.
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So many I would have a hard time counting them
At least 6 super cute teddy bears would make life really fun
I don't want any teddy bears living with me, they steal honey and have fleas.
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Yes! They all have unique names to match their unique personalities.
Sometimes, but we usually just call him "Teddy" or "Mr. Bear"
Why would I name a teddy bear? AND I don't have one. Thank goodness.
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Every. Single. Night. Weekend naps too. I'll even kick my human partner out of bed for snoring but never my bear.
Sometimes, if I'm sad or sick. But they have their own special spot to sleep.
Ewwww! A mangy old bear? Why would I SLEEP with one? Gross.
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Squeal with delight and rush off to find the new bear a little sweater to wear or a special spot to sit where he can see the TV or out the window.
Smile and hug the bear, glad to have a new furry friend.
Ask for the receipt so you can return it immediately, or start planning how you can re-gift it to someone you don't really like all that much. You may or may not try to keep the frown off your face as you say, "Oh, a teddy bear."
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