My Super Yacht Quiz

1. Calmly sitting at home, you get a call informing you that you have won a new super yacht.

You...

Politely ask, “Oh lovely, when can I pick it up?”

Ask, “Are you kidding me? Who gives away a super yacht for free?”

Turn into a hyperactive, high-pitched squeal-machine, shattering all the windows within 2 blocks.

Slam the phone down, send out a massive Facebook party invite to everyone you know overusing word “awesome”, obliterating your “exclamation point” button.

Punch a giant hole in the wall of your house screaming obscenities. Destruction is just the way you express happiness.

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After getting a call telling you you've won your own super yacht, you joyfully embark on a wild journey. . .

What crazy yacht will you end up with?

2. You walk towards the dock to collect your new super yacht. A couple are having a raging argument, blocking your way.

You...

Walk up with a warming, confident smile and politely ask if you can pass.

Casually try to slip past, avoiding eye-contact and even risk being slapped clean off the dock.

See this as an excellent opportunity to practice your confrontation skills, swing your arms wildly, hurl personal insults and wade in.

Plant high-tech recording devices on the nearest garbage cans and people, hide in the bushes and remix the Christian Bale rant.

Drag them to the nearest bar, buy 10 rows of shots, strip naked and patch things up with a three-way karaoke rendition of Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believing”.

3. You are asked to customise your new super yacht and are told you can have any extra feature you can think of.

You choose...

An infinity swimming pool with world-class massage spa.

Fluffy kitten taming-and-petting centre.

Robot Butler.

A blow-up, 100 foot tall version of “The Dude” from The Big Lebowski.

Personal Apache attack helicopter and tactical command station.

4. Sailing happily on your new super yacht, you are boarded by fearsome pirates. They hang you upside down over the deck. You...

Attempt to reason with them using polite conversation laced with subtle compliments.

Scream loudly, struggle and wave your arms like a maniac.

Hand over your current account details and call the bank to inform them in advance of this new arrangement.

Realise the rope is tied in a simple slipknot, undo it, grab a sword and hurl out your best piratey insults in hope of a fight.

Using your new “Escape from Pirates”™ iPad app, you spring free, power up your lightsaber and slice the pirates in two.

التغيير التدريجي المدروس وقد يستغرق قرابة السنتين

التغيير المفاجئ مع تخطيط وتخيل مسبق وقد يستغرق فقط شهر

5. You come to a fork in the ocean (just go with it...) - left is a fearsome storm and man-eating monsters, right appears peaceful with angels singing.

You say...

I’m scared. I think I’ll turn around and go back...

Do I look like an idiot? It's RIGHT, obviously.

LEFT. No question. It’s always left in these things. Get out of my way!

Sea-monsters are docile and lovable - LEFT!

Are you kidding? I go LEFT, destroy everything there, then come back and go RIGHT!

6. Oops! You won’t take that path again!

All that appeared is sucked into a swirling vortex and a being composed entirely of light asks, “Hey buddy! Nice yacht. Mind it I take it for a spin?”

You respond...

Of course good sir, and thank you for your kind words!

Hop aboard man. Got a beer with your name on it!

Avada Kedavra, you celestial freeloader!

This is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off. Go ahead, make my day...

$279.99 plus tax per ride and only $179 for each additional ride. PayPal or Visa?

7. Hitting the open sea, you let out a long, nostalgic sigh, thinking of all you’ve been through, and...

Sail off peacefully into the sunset.

Turn the speakers up to eleven, blast out party music and bring out the girls. This party’s just gettin’ started!

Add in a lovable alien visitor, snappy dialogue, sentimental ending and mail it straight to Steven Spielberg. Movie career, here I come!

Pet your new, cute little sea-monster, dress it in a fluffy, knitted sweater and sail off in eternal bliss.

What? It’s over? I was just starting to enjoy myself! Turn this thing around, let’s do it again!

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Jul 20, 2010

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