What Is Going To Happen To You In The Future?

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Chunkybutthole

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Questions: 9 | Attempts: 394 | Updated: Mar 22, 2022

What will happen to you in the future? Pick the one that fits best.

Questions and Answers

1.

Do like to party?
- A.
  
  YES! PARTY PARTY PARTY! FIST PUMPIN' LIKE A CHAMP!
- B.
  
  Yeah, I love being with friends.
- C.
  
  I guess they're nice, but I'd rather go to the movies or eat bacon or something.
- D.
  
  Yeah, it's always fun to provoke people to embarrass themselves
- E.
  
  Yeah! I love experimenting with new drugs :D
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2.

You're in your crowded work elevator. What do you do?
- A.
  
  I don't work. I don't even know where I could possibly be.
- B.
  
  Fart and/or press every single button. This is the perfect opportunity to make everyone cry.
- C.
  
  Talk on my cell phone about my night of fist pumpin'.
- D.
  
  Greet and smile at each of my co workers.
- E.
  
  Probably sweat a little... or a lot.
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3.

Could it be... butthole?
- A.
  
  FUCK YEAH, I LOVE IT IN THE ASS.
- B.
  
  I can lick my own butthole. Fun fact.
- C.
  
  I'm so good at breaking the ice, I can use the word butthole in the first sentence.
- D.
  
  Yeah. Mine smells pretty bad.
- E.
  
  Ahh, that's where the secret ingredient comes from!
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4.

How do you make quick and easy money?
- A.
  
  Scrounge the couch and dressers for snack money.
- B.
  
  A friendly bet.
- C.
  
  Sign myself up for medical studies.
- D.
  
  From my mom.
- E.
  
  Bake sale! You'll never know the secret ingredient ;)
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5.

What would you do if summoned to jury duty?
- A.
  
  Go ahead and do it. I think the cases can be interesting, even though it takes a long time.
- B.
  
  Go, and while the victim is giving his testimony, laugh hysterically from the bench.
- C.
  
  I don't vote. I'd never get summoned.
- D.
  
  Do it, but get high to make it more enjoyable.
- E.
  
  Send back a Nazi arm band to get out of it.
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6.

If you were taken on the Maury Show because someone brought you on, what would be your first thought?
- A.
  
  "If that bitch makes me look like a fool, I will publicly mutilate him/her."
- B.
  
  "It's ok. Whatever it is, we'll work it out."
- C.
  
  Boy: "I'm a thousandzz pacent sure I'm not da fatha."
- D.
  
  "I hope I don't have to do any physical activity..."
- E.
  
  "Uhg. Here it comes. Intervention."
- F.
  
  Girl: "I don't give a fuck! I'm havin' a baby. Just 'cause I'm 16 don't mean I can't had kids"
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7.

A customer at your work is being unnecessarily rude, how do you react?
- A.
  
  Cry and go to my happy place.
- B.
  
  Dump an ashtray into their drink. They'll never even realize it. :]
- C.
  
  Act as politely as possible, but at the same time subtly belittle them because you know you're more intelligent.
- D.
  
  Get sad and then cheer myself up with a steamy cup of hot chocolate with the tiny marshmallows from the break room. And maybe treat myself to a dinner later.
- E.
  
  Rip off your shirt, and tackle them.
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8.

What is your favorite drink?
- A.
  
  Something healthy like milk, juice, or mineral water.
- B.
  
  My own concoction, but I'm not the one who has to drink it...
- C.
  
  Umm. If melted cheese counts as a drink, then that. If not, I guess maybe soda.
- D.
  
  Hard liquor and/or energy drinks.
- E.
  
  Something relaxing.
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9.

What is the closest to your view on life?
- A.
  
  Fuck bitches, get money.
- B.
  
  Uhh. You know. It's there. You have to explore new things and stuff. Like food. >.>
- C.
  
  Umm being successful and helpful is what I want.
- D.
  
  Fuck hounds, get Pounds.
- E.
  
  Take advantages of certain situations to make yourself happy.
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What Is Going To Happen To You In The Future?

Do like to party?

You're in your crowded work elevator. What do you do?

Could it be... butthole?

How do you make quick and easy money?

What would you do if summoned to jury duty?

If you were taken on the Maury Show because someone brought you on, what would be your first thought?

A customer at your work is being unnecessarily rude, how do you react?

What is your favorite drink?

What is the closest to your view on life?