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Pepper spray
Go with them, but poop in their sock drawer later
Kill them, in a sexy way
Have a seizure
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Sex
Get stuck in a dryer vent
Manipulative Sex
Getting high and crashing your car
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Chunky
Smooth
I don't eat peanut butter
Whatever peanut butter is impossible to find
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AAAH!
FUCK!
OH MY GOD
WHY
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Throw a chair
Throw up
Die
AARARHHIKKLKNNNNNNNNNN CLEANING WOMAN
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Back scratcher
Become a super villain
Give your lover a grater-job lovingly
You accidentally grate your face and die
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Yes
No
I'm just saying....
I farted
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