What Social Class Are You?

1. When beginning a conversation with someone else, how would you prefer them to address you?

Alright me old mucker!

Dahling! (followed by air kisses on either cheek)

I prefer not to be spoken to unless I choose to start a conversation

2. When someone says 'Corgi' you think:

Some gas safety thing you never bother with

Small dog that's easy to fit in your Prius

Those disgusting rat like things that awful Windsor woman is always dragging around

3. You walk into your kitchen to discover that your dog is eating a raw steak he stole from the table. What is your reaction?

Gerroff my dinner you thieving mutt (followed by a swift kick)

No fru fru! you know your delicate stomach can't handle raw meat

What is this room, i've never been here before? I must have taken a wrong turn in the Library.

4. You have a baby girl. What do you name her?

Cherrlye , Tifony or something else with 'unique' spelling

Hermione. Which of course you set your heart on long before Harry Potter

Something fashionable and modern. Like Gertrude

5. Your house has:

A number

A name

An entry in the National Trust's 'Guide to Stately Homes'

6. When picking a school for your child it must:

Not keep demanding your child brings in toilet roll tubes and other luxury items

Have excellent GCSE results and a socially acceptable mix of ethnic children.

Have been built prior to the 15th Century

7. If you went on "Who do you think you are" would you want you ancestors to be:

Salt of the earth farming types

Notable social reformers with maybe one or two ethnics to add a bit of multiculturalism

I know perfectly well who my ancestors are thank you very much

8. If the plumber came to your house to fix a leak would you let them in:

Through the front door

Through the back door

I don't do doors

9. Your last name is:

A job title (Smith, Baker, etc)

Pronounced differently to how it's spelled (but only by you)

Double barrelled, like your shotgun

10. Do you vote:

For Labour

For the Conservatives

For Daddy

11. If one of your children announced they were gay, would you be:

Horrified

Delighted

Bemused. Most of your family only get aroused by fox hunting or antique medieval weaponry

12. This form is being filled out by:

You

Your Butler

You Butler's butler