Which Discworld Character Are You? Quiz

By patrolling the streets and asking questions

With logic, intuition, and a little headology

I’d rather not, but I’d probably stumble into the solution by accident.

By working with my team, using practical methods

It’s my duty to serve and protect the city.

They serve a purpose, but I work best alone.

I try to stay away from them; trouble follows me.

They’re a good group, and I know how to lead them.

He keeps order, and I respect that.

He’s a clever man, but I prefer my independence.

I avoid getting involved with politics.

He’s the best of a bad lot; at least he understands the city.

Leave it to the wizards and witches; I’m focused on keeping order.

I handle magic with caution and respect, using it only when necessary.

I try to avoid it entirely—it never works out well for me.

Magic is mostly nonsense, but I won’t dismiss it entirely.

Protect the citizens of Ankh-Morpork with all my might

Keep a cool head and figure out how to deal with it

Run away as fast as possible, but somehow end up in the middle of it

Stand firm, analyze the situation, and take action

Secure it and keep it safe from those who might misuse it

Study it carefully, but use it sparingly

Throw it away or run—magic always brings trouble

Keep an eye on it, but I don’t trust magic

They’re a bit full of themselves, but necessary.

They meddle too much with things they don’t understand.

I’m supposed to be one, but it’s complicated.

I keep my distance, their magic is unpredictable.

Make a firm choice based on what’s best for the city

Trust my experience and intuition to guide me

Panic briefly, but somehow make the right decision by accident

Stay calm, think logically, and solve the problem efficiently

Bravery, loyalty, and duty

Wisdom, experience, and patience

Luck and the ability to stay alive

Determination, pragmatism, and justice