Which 411 Roommate Are You!!!

1. What pisses you off the most?

Dermatologists who refuse to post their pimple-popping videos on instagram! !

Chripsters. Ugh.

When my parents get drunk and try to tip $200, and I have to save our family from bankruptcy.

Did soMEONE JUST FUCKING COUGH IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS TEST?

When assholes choose stupid shit over spending time with their loving goddamn friends.

2. Where are you most likely to be on a Thursday night?

WHo KNows??

Walking and feeding my dog, or my boyfriend. Both start to growl if I don't pay attention to them.

I absolutely HAVE to study for my test that's in two... weeks! Otherwise I'll fail! Or get an A, like every other time.

Somewhere random in Austin, alone, eating pasta. How did I get here? I took the wrong bus.

Um, it's thursday. I'm going out! Also tomorrow, and Saturday! I don't drink that much though.

3. Are you currently rolling in dick?

No! Boys don't like me! That one doesn't count. Neither does that one.

Uh, I think so, but I'm not ENTIRELY sure what happened last night...

Yes, but I'm worried they haven't seen the real me yet.

If you mean, do random strangers come up to me on the street and profess their undying love and then disappear forever? Then yes.

Well, I have a boyfriend, but.... It's all a game, and I know how to play it. ;)

4. Which one of these guys are you most likely to be attracted to?

Sensitive, passionate, artistic, a little dangerous... mmmmm.

A handsome, bright-eyed stranger I'll never see again.

A military man with a heart of gold :)

Auburn hair, strong forearms, great sense of humor!

Athletic, muscular, kind, and adventurous

5. Ok, but what type of guy do you actually end up with?

Emotionally unavailable, and below my league? Ugh.

A child model, JA FEEL????

A literal dog.

Actually sensitive, passionate, artistic, and a little dangerous :)

Gaaaayyyyyy.

6. OOPs, you just crashed your boyfriend's car. How do you react?

I will literally never forgive myself. I may go jump off a bridge. I will sacrifice my blood to make up for it.

Excuse me, I DIDN'T crash my boyfriend's car.

Ok yeah I'm sorry and all, but can you please stop holding that over my head??

No one would let me drive their car in the first place. I PROMISE I KNOW HOW TO DRIVE.

Ooooooooh yeah sorry about that. I'll replace it!

7. Where do you want to go this Spring Break?

ICELAND. This is not up for debate.

Iceland seems like a good idea now, but I probably won't feel like it at the time and I'll only go because I have to. (But then I'll love it).

Iceland, if you can figure out how to make it cheap.

Yeah, I'll totally go to Iceland with you guys!

Iceland? AN *IDEA*? FUCK YES.

8. How do you feel about ET?

HOW DO YOU NOT BELIEVE IN GLOBAL WARMING?

Tell Kandace and Robert I said hi.

I don't know. He came with the rest of the group.

We have this ~spirit group~ connection.

Aw, he's a cute little alien! That's what we're talking about... right?

9. What country (besides Iceland) would you drop everything to be in right now?

South Africa

Germany

Ireland

France

Portugal

10. AND FINALLY, how do you make people feel?

Excited.

Delighted.

Happy.

Awed.

Loved.