Which Ivy Should You Go To?

Volleyball

Swimming

Soccer

Football

Hockey

Squash

Wrestling

Basketball

Instability

No chill

Weakness

Lack of ambition

Stupidity

Lack of respect

Acting superior

No seriousness

Drinks at a good bar

Getting high and exploring

Raging party

Drinking games with friends

Hitting the club

Night out? I have to study

On a hard drug at an art gallery

Wine drunk philosophical debates

Law

Art/theater

Finance

STEM

Marketing/development

English/history

I have no idea

Politics

James Franco

Bill Nye

Elon Musk

Doctor Suess

Andrew Yang

Jeff Bezos

Matt Damon

Anderson Cooper

It sucks but like not my problem

F**k the system

It's a rough world so you have to grind your way to the top

It's built this way for a reason, to maintain order

It's great if you know how to work it

I don't really think about it much

People should stop complaining and start working harder

I prefer to find my own vibe than fit into it

Cool

Passionate

Fun

Crazy

Why don't you ask them?

Kind

Weird

Smart

Hot people with bad personalities

"Niche" mystery people

People who are mean except to me :)

I prefer non-toxic people

Overly charming fake people

Cocky people 

Preppy people

Aggressive overly bold people

Rude

Suspicious

Obnoxious

Basic

Pretentious

Heartless

Selfish

They wouldn't

I don't have time for dating

It's usually stressful

I love them

I wouldn't know :(

F**k monogamy I live free

They can be nice as long as they don't come at personal cost

I'm more into hookups

I like connections with people even without being official

Improvement

Protection

Honor

Discovery

Promise

Awareness

Truth

Balance

Sorcerer's Stone

Chamber of Secrets

Prisoner of Azkaban

Goblet of Fire

Order of the Phoenix

Half-Blood Prince

Deathly Hallows Pt. 1

Deathly Hallows Pt. 2

My intelligence or competence

My popularity with others

My physical appearance

My communication skills

Secrets about myself that no one knows

How I compare to others

My identity outside my main talent

I'm not insecure

Aries

Aquarius

Capricorn

Leo

Gemini

Taurus

Scorpio

Libra

I'm not picky as long as there are nice resources

Great job opportunities

I want to explore all over the world, not sure if/when I'll pick just one place

Luxury/fanciness

Being very busy and urban

Beautiful nature

Good nightlife

Cultural opportunities - museums, theaters, etc

To be famous

To be royalty

To climb Everest

To have kids

To be a genius

To be president

To be a singer/dancer

To go to an Ivy

Champagne

Anything that gets me drunk

Beer

Red Wine

White Claw

Tequila

Vodka

Cocktails

Wash U

Johns Hopkins

Vassar

U Chicago

Wesleyan

Georgetown

Williams

Duke

It's not that simple

A leader

Seems subjective

I'm just a doer

A follower

I don't lead others, but I lead myself

I have no idea 

I'm a follower, but I follow the BEST path

Very

Well I do want a nice life

It's part of why I grind so hard

Not that important, I'm doing what I love

I mean I don't want to be broke but otherwise eh

F**k the concept of class in our society

Money will come naturally from my future career plans 

I hope to create more opportunities for underprivileged people to make money

An environment with a strong sense of community

A busy, passionate environment

An environment with routine and regularity

A chill, free environment where I can do me

A competitive environment that keeps me on my toes

An intellectual environment where I'm on par with my peers

An experimental environment that's constantly changing

A hardcore environment that works me