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Okay, yes, hello, who are you?
Mother fucker!
Hello! You're a nice lady
Hi, how may I help you?
Speak up you yellow belly
Uhh... hello?
You rang?
Talk to me
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Dumb ass people
People finding out my deepest, darkest, secret
That little voice inside my head, telling me I should kill all my friends before they get the chance to kill us!... What? You guys don't hear that?
The ones I love dying
Me? I fear nothing!
Anything gayish... gay things
Living a boring life
Failure
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A good ol'pistol
A tank
A sniper rifle
I don't have a gun... I'm a pacifist
I only drink the blood of my enemies!
My fists
Super spy jet packs! With a spy suit! With a super spy tie! With a spy flower on it! That squirts water in people's faces, YEAH!
Machine gun. Suck it!
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Threaten to shoot at em
Use profanity and question his mom's sexual orientation to insult him
Say, "I'm going to kill you... FOR STARTERS!"
You ignore him. You don't like conflict
Beat his ass
That's it... you're committing suicide
"Come on! Let's just be friends! Wanna braid each other's hair?"
You get upset and try your best not to cry
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Go out on a date with your guy/gal
I'm gonna go look for girls!
You're going to think up a whole bunch of dirty plans... and also some schemes!
Call up your friends to see if they need help with anything or if they wanna go anywhere
Drink
Something fun... away from everyone you think is annoying
You're going to do something about that boil on your thigh. Ughhh! Blehhh!
You'll be going to one of your staff meetings
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My bossiness
I just love to eat all the food!
I can be a bit crazy at times... Don't ever, be, alone. Whoops, I'm doing that thing again!
I worry too much
My aggressiveness
My constant sarcasm
My ideas. They think they're stupid or something... super spy jetpacks are cool...
I'm a coward
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Be in charge
Tie people up and roll em through the teleporter
Nap time! Which is right before food time! Then comes food nap time! And here's my favorite time of them all!
Help people of course!
Make robots. Your newest creation is Senior El' Roboto
Argue
Road trips! I love road trips! Can we play I SPY? And the license plate game? Please???
Make people feel bad about themselves
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"I am not your mother, so don't come tattling to me every time someone does something you don't like."
Call them an asshole
If you ever see them... you'll take their eyes, as souvenirs!!!
"I'm sorry, but it's obvious you're not very popular around here, and if I'm gonna make any progress at all I can't be directly associated with you. I'm sure you understand. It's only because no one likes you!... Stop staring at me.
You hit the little rascal. With harsh words of course...
You could shoot them... and no one would know... no one
Make them trade armor with you... that would show em!
You don't know what to say so you don't say anything
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A dick
Obnoxious
An idiot
A pedofile
Sexy
Funny
Gay
Fake
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My girlfriend/boyfriend
Man... I was totally thinking about something else...
Well, sometimes at night, I think of my parents having sex, and I get really really mad for some reason
School or what's going on in the world today
Beer, money, women
How much I wish I were somewhere else
I don't even know anymore!
My enemies
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Piggy back riding. Hey, I told you. That was for science
Nothing. I don't like to think outside the box... I feel safe in there
Recess! Ya'know, the important stuff!
Track. It was the least competitive sport you could find! (Track sucks...) YOU SUCK!
Wood shop
I'm too cool for school
Chemistry. You get to work with chemicals that could potentially burn a hole through human flesh! Cool!
Drama
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