Which X-files Character Are You?

1. A guy down the pub tells you he saw a UFO, and was abducted by aliens. Do you...?

Note down an account of his experience - then blog about it online

Calmly point out to him all the inconsistencies in his story, and dismiss him as crazy/a drunk

Ask him countless questions, and rush off to investigate his claims right away

Tell him to shut the hell up

Observe the man from a distance over the coming days, just in case he was telling the truth

Attempt to steal a drink from his pint

2. You're hiking through a forest when you see what looks like a little green man skulking in the bushes, and staring at you. Do you...?

Stare right back

Charge at him with a stick

Dismiss it as a trick of the mind

Cautiously approach the creature

Run home as fast as possible, and Google all you can about the phenomenon

Do a frightened little wee, and scamper away

3. You feel most comfortable when...?

Hanging out with friends

Bossing people around

Being alone with your thoughts

Playing video games at home

People-watching

Having something really nice to chew on

4. You tend to wear...

Slightly scruffy, unkempt clothes

Hoodie and a Star Trek T-Shirt

Smart-casual and practical clothing

Ultra-pristine suit

Clothes that help you blend in

A studded collar

5. At a house party, you will usually be found...?

Loitering on the edges of the crowd

Chatting to people in the kitchen

On a computer in the basement

Trying to interest people in your obscure hobbies

Supervising the music playlist, and handing out drinks

Peeing in the garden

6. Someone drops their wallet in the street ahead of you, but by the time you get to it they're nowhere to be seen. Do you?

Pick it up and hand it in to the police

Look inside for an ID or number, and attempt to contact the person

Post pictures of the wallet online, and start a blog to track down the owner

Spend the rest of your day working out how to get it back to the person in question

Stake out the scene for a while - then keep the money if no one returns

Put the wallet in your mouth and run away with it. Because it's YOURS now.

7. You find out you have a high school reunion coming up. Do you...?

Attend enthusiastically, and catch up with all your old friends

Attend awkwardly, and try to work out if there's anyone there you actually know

Get in touch to find out if you can help organise and run the event

Research everything you can about your former classmates in advance

Go along and watch everyone carefully from afar, before working out which people will be worth talking to

Yelp excitedly and run around the room

8. What's your greatest weakness?

Impulsiveness

Narrow-mindedness

Impatience

Weirdness

Cigarettes

Messiness

9. Your boss gives you a work assignment you really don't want to do. Do you...?

Do it grudgingly

Refuse to do it

Bully your boss into backing down, and giving it to someone else

Work out your boss's deepest, darkest secret - then use it to extract revenge

Start searching online for other jobs

Poo in their shoes

10. Is the truth out there?

Yes

Maybe

What on earth are you talking about?

If it is, you'll use it to your advantage

Depends what you mean by truth

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