ICT Essentials Exam Of Awesome
The most awesome of awesome ICT Essentials exams. It makes your hard disk drive bigger and your IDE cable longer!
- 1.
How many Pins in a SATA cable?
- A.
4
- B.
7
- C.
Over 9000
- D.
12.75
- E.
There are no Pins
Correct Answer
B. 7Explanation
A SATA cable typically has 7 pins. These pins are used to connect the cable to the SATA port on a motherboard or a device such as a hard drive or an optical drive. The pins are responsible for transmitting data and power between the connected devices, allowing for data transfer and communication. Therefore, the correct answer is 7.Rate this question:
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- 2.
Fill in the blanks?Holy cow, that _______ __________stole my login details! I just handed them over because I thought he was a BT Repair Man but he was infact a god smited _______ __________ !
- A.
BT Man
- B.
Social Engineer
- C.
Priminister Look-alike
- D.
Nasty Man
- E.
Social Hacker
Correct Answer
B. Social EngineerExplanation
The person who stole the login details is referred to as a "Social Engineer." This term is commonly used to describe individuals who use manipulation and deception to gain unauthorized access to sensitive information. In this scenario, the person pretended to be a BT Repair Man to deceive the individual into handing over their login details. However, they were actually a "Social Engineer" who exploited their trust and tricked them into revealing their information.Rate this question:
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- 3.
What does a printer do?
- A.
Print
- B.
Transfer digital information into a physical format appropriate for touching.
- C.
Make Bacon
- D.
Kill burglers by clipping their windpipes with razor sharp bits of paper!
Correct Answer
A. PrintExplanation
A printer is a device that transfers digital information into a physical format, typically on paper, by producing text or images. It is used to create hard copies of documents, photos, or other digital content. The process involves the printer receiving data from a computer or other device and applying ink or toner onto the paper to reproduce the digital content accurately. Printing is a common function in offices, schools, and homes for various purposes, such as creating reports, flyers, or photographs.Rate this question:
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- 4.
What image can be seen at the top of Page 91 of the IT Essentials: PC Hardware and Software Companion Guide Book?
- A.
A Mouse
- B.
Rear of a PC Tower
- C.
Birds Eye view of a network topology
- D.
Jesus
- E.
Jesus! That's one big stick of RAM!
Correct Answer
B. Rear of a PC TowerExplanation
The correct answer is "Rear of a PC Tower." This suggests that the image at the top of Page 91 of the IT Essentials: PC Hardware and Software Companion Guide Book is a picture of the backside of a computer tower.Rate this question:
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- 5.
You are sitting at a helpdesk. This is your job. You get a talkative customer who keeps talking about everything except the problem he called about, what do?
- A.
Proceed to eat your own face
- B.
Politely interrupt and ask them to clarify their problem
- C.
Talk over customer, asking them to get back to the point.
- D.
Politely ask them to eat their own face
- E.
Wait till customer has finished talking and then ask politely to get back to the problem
Correct Answer
B. Politely interrupt and ask them to clarify their problemExplanation
The correct answer is to politely interrupt and ask the customer to clarify their problem. This is the most effective way to address the issue at hand and ensure that the customer's problem is understood and resolved in a timely manner. By politely interrupting and redirecting the conversation towards the problem, the helpdesk representative can gather the necessary information and provide appropriate assistance.Rate this question:
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- 6.
A man walks up to you in the street and asks if you would like for him to insert his Thumb Stick into your IEEE 1394b interface. What is he reffering to?
- A.
Your USB interface
- B.
You FireWire interface
- C.
Your 20-24 PIN motherboard power connector
- D.
One of your VGA ports
- E.
Your anus
Correct Answer
B. You FireWire interfaceExplanation
The man is referring to inserting his Thumb Stick into your FireWire interface. FireWire, also known as IEEE 1394, is a high-speed interface commonly used for connecting devices such as cameras, external hard drives, and audio interfaces to a computer. The term "Thumb Stick" is likely referring to a USB flash drive or a similar storage device that can be inserted into the FireWire interface for data transfer.Rate this question:
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- 7.
How much data approx - in Gigabytes - can be stored on a doube-sided DVD.
- A.
2.35
- B.
8.75
- C.
3.1415926285
- D.
As much as you could ever hope for
- E.
As much as you stuff into your average meat pie
Correct Answer
B. 8.75Explanation
A double-sided DVD can store approximately 8.75 gigabytes of data.Rate this question:
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- 8.
What should you wear whilst part of your body is inside your beloved computer's insides, to protect it from harm.
- A.
Anti-static Wrist Strap
- B.
Kevlar Vest and Helmet
- C.
Anti-static Turban
- D.
Anti-static Fap Strap
- E.
Durex Ribbed Condom
Correct Answer
A. Anti-static Wrist StrapExplanation
When working inside a computer, it is important to protect the components from static electricity, which can cause damage. An anti-static wrist strap is designed to ground the person and prevent the buildup of static electricity, ensuring that any static charges are safely discharged. This helps to protect the delicate electronic components inside the computer from being damaged by static electricity. Wearing a wrist strap while working inside the computer is therefore the most appropriate choice to protect it from harm.Rate this question:
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- 9.
See this sign, what does it mean?
- A.
Harry Potter is near
- B.
Danger of your arrows becoming bent
- C.
Danger Danger High Voltage (When We Touch)
- D.
Risk of electric shock
- E.
God is in the process of smiting people
Correct Answer
D. Risk of electric shockExplanation
The correct answer is "Risk of electric shock". This sign indicates that there is a potential danger of getting an electric shock in the area. It warns people to be cautious and take necessary precautions to avoid any harm or injury caused by electrical currents.Rate this question:
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- 10.
Where would you place your Work Laptop, full of RAF battle-plans, if you where going to be away from your place of work for a week?
- A.
On a train
- B.
On the passenger seat of my car, in full view from the window
- C.
In a specialst security cage designed to house my laptop
- D.
In a lead-lined safe 50 feet under my place of work
- E.
Wear it like a hat
Correct Answer
C. In a specialst security cage designed to house my laptopExplanation
Placing the work laptop in a specialist security cage designed to house the laptop ensures that it is stored in a secure and protected environment. This reduces the risk of theft or unauthorized access to the sensitive RAF battle-plans. The other options, such as leaving it on a train or in a car in full view, would expose the laptop to potential theft or unauthorized access. Placing it in a lead-lined safe 50 feet under the place of work may provide physical protection, but it does not guarantee security against other risks. Wearing it like a hat is not a practical or secure option.Rate this question:
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- 11.
You are working on a helpdesk, this is still your job. An irrate customer calls you, complaining that they have just been on the line to another technician who they claim has been rude to them. You know the other technician personally and know he can be a bit of a rude person at times.What do?
- A.
Be rude to the customer, as well, so they believe this is normal policy for the company
- B.
Eat your own face
- C.
Listen carefully to what the customer has to say, apologize on the other technician's behalf and attempt to help the customer eat their own face.
- D.
Put the phone down, run away, pretend it never happened.
- E.
Listen carefully to what the customer has to say, apologize on the other technician's behalf and attempt to help the customer with their problem.
Correct Answer
E. Listen carefully to what the customer has to say, apologize on the other technician's behalf and attempt to help the customer with their problem.Explanation
The correct answer is to listen carefully to what the customer has to say, apologize on the other technician's behalf, and attempt to help the customer with their problem. This response shows professionalism and empathy towards the customer's complaint. It acknowledges the customer's frustration and takes responsibility for the other technician's behavior. By attempting to help the customer with their problem, it demonstrates a commitment to providing good customer service and resolving the issue at hand.Rate this question:
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- 12.
What is a "Worm"?
- A.
A type of program that self-replicates and wriggles its way into your CPU.
- B.
A small pink creature that borrows under the earth.
- C.
A self-replicating program - sometimes intended for good - that does not attach itself to any existing programs.
- D.
A malicious piece of program code that hides under the name of a trusted file and spreads to other computers. Often reffered, alternativly, as "greyware".
- E.
A euphemism for your colleague's anatomy
Correct Answer
C. A self-replicating program - sometimes intended for good - that does not attach itself to any existing programs.Explanation
A "Worm" is a self-replicating program that can spread to other computers without attaching itself to any existing programs. Unlike viruses, worms do not require a host file to propagate. They can replicate themselves and spread independently, often through network connections. While worms can be used for malicious purposes, they can also be designed for beneficial reasons, such as gathering information or patching vulnerabilities in computer systems.Rate this question:
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- 13.
What does SATA stand for?
- A.
Serial Accelerated Technical Alternator
- B.
Serial Advanced Technology Attachment
- C.
Simons Arms Taste Awesome
- D.
Suction Anatomical Tentacle Attachment
- E.
He does not have a chair
Correct Answer
B. Serial Advanced Technology AttachmentExplanation
SATA stands for Serial Advanced Technology Attachment. It is a computer bus interface used to connect storage devices such as hard drives and solid-state drives to a computer's motherboard. The SATA interface replaced the older IDE (Integrated Drive Electronics) interface and offers faster data transfer rates and improved performance.Rate this question:
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- 14.
Who is the most awesome and charismatic guy, ever?
- A.
Veasey
- B.
Veasey
- C.
Veasey
- D.
Veasey
- E.
Veasey
Correct Answer(s)
A. Veasey
B. Veasey
C. Veasey
D. Veasey
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What is Dot-Matrix?
- A.
A complicated pattern seen on hoodies in Top-Man
- B.
A type parity checking
- C.
Its the virtual reality we are all trapped in, intill freed by keanu reeves.
- D.
A type of impact printer
- E.
A method of formatting data
Correct Answer
D. A type of impact printerExplanation
Dot-matrix is a type of impact printer. This type of printer uses a matrix of small pins to strike an ink ribbon, transferring ink onto paper and forming characters or images. Dot-matrix printers are known for their ability to create multiple copies of a document through the use of carbon paper. They were widely used in the past for their durability and ability to print on multipart forms, but have been largely replaced by more advanced printing technologies such as inkjet and laser printers.Rate this question:
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- 16.
What is IE
- A.
Microsoft's series of graphical internet browsers.
- B.
A plague to all humanity, a program that Todd battles bravely day after day.... struggling awesomly against Microsoft's closed-source monopoly.
- C.
A rare species of Elephant
- D.
An open-source internet browser
- E.
Firefox
Correct Answer(s)
A. Microsoft's series of grapHical internet browsers.
B. A plague to all humanity, a program that Todd battles bravely day after day.... struggling awesomly against Microsoft's closed-source monopoly.Explanation
The correct answer is "Microsoft's series of graphical internet browsers." This is because the question is asking for the definition of IE, which stands for Internet Explorer, a web browser developed by Microsoft. The other options provided are not relevant to the definition of IE.Rate this question:
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- 17.
What is the Internet?
- A.
A global Wide-Area-network
- B.
A website inside your NIC
- C.
An escaped felon who's out to get you
- D.
A government conspiracy
- E.
An awesome program where you can find nudity in 4 clicks.
Correct Answer
A. A global Wide-Area-networkExplanation
The correct answer is "A global Wide-Area-network". This answer accurately describes the Internet as a worldwide network that connects computers and other devices, allowing them to communicate and share information. It highlights the global nature of the Internet and its ability to connect users across different geographic locations.Rate this question:
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- 18.
Who's awesome?
- A.
You're Awesome
- B.
I'm Awesome
- C.
Veasey is Awesome
- D.
The guy who invented coca-cola
- E.
Bailiffs
Correct Answer(s)
A. You're Awesome
B. I'm Awesome
C. Veasey is Awesome
D. The guy who invented coca-colaExplanation
The correct answer includes all the options provided in the question. It states that "You're Awesome", "I'm Awesome", "Veasey is Awesome", and "The guy who invented coca-cola" are all awesome. It does not mention "Bailiffs", so it is not included in the correct answer.Rate this question:
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