I’m really into quality stuff. Quality over quantity is my thing. I take my time to enjoy the incredible experience of sensing all these flavors while the sweet is oh-so-slowly melting away, taking me on a trip to mystic places and countries far, far away.
Sweets? Good things, those. Not sure I have a favorite – really, I enjoy just all of them. Cakes? Sure! A nice selection of cookies? Why not?! Chocolate traditional style? Anytime, chocolate is healthy! And don’t start me on those chocolate-coated nuts…
I like sweets a lot! However, I decidedly prefer purely plant-based sweets without artificial flavoring, palm-oil-free, fair traded, organic, and hand-crafted.
Sweets? Yeah, could eat some, once in a while I guess. But it’s not really my alley. Most of that stuff I don’t like, just too sweet.
I don’t eat sweets. The devil created sweets to enslave the world population to the will of his sugar industry, and the dentists sold their soul to pact with him (and with the sugar industry, of course). Besides, sweets are really bad for your health. If I need a dessert, there are always fruits!
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I buy some apples. They are sweet, juicy, and healthy. People should get away from eating so much sweets anyway.
Wait, what? I’m here because I need something to eat, not because I want to buy cakes or stuff. Did you even think about the time it takes to select, pay, and then store it in the coffee room??? I’ve got work to do!
I grab some chocolate and some random cookies. That will do, I guess. It’s sweet, after all.
I take my time to carefully check the ingredients of each potential dessert-worthy candidate the Coop has on offer. After a while the Coop staff seems to become increasingly nervous as the mistake me for inventorying their store undercover. I don’t care, need to check ingredients. I stand by my principles.
I head over to the cakes. After all, PLUS people are always hungry, and bringing just some small sweets will never satisfy PLUS productivity requirements. I need a combination of quantity and quality to avoid the emergence of the 4pm pilgrimage of despair
Coop does have some excellent sweets in its hallowed halls. Exposition to proper sweets will see the rise of sophisticated indulgence and really open up the horizons of the PLUS minds to think beyond their ordinary limitations. However, since they are so horribly expensive, I buy only very few of those sweets. A tiny amount will have to suffice. Sharing is caring, right?
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I’m so proud! My colleagues will praise the day I became Master of Sweets. They shall never suffer from sugar shortage! Coop and Ässbar shall know my name!
It’s a job that needs to be done, and I’ll do it. Easy as that.
Seems I don’t have a choice. I´ll do it, but don’t count on full shelves all the time. There are more important things on my mind.
One cake to rule them all, one cake to find them, one cake to bring them all, and in the sweetness bind them, in the Land of PLUS where papers lie... It shall be our pleasure, my precious…
If I must… Would be better to choose somebody else, really. Why me?!
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BANANA!!!!
WAAAAGH!!!!
SARUMAAAN!!!
Ummm... What?!
You race after Svenius the Hungry and fight him with the force of rightful justice! Then, you rip the valuable sweets from his hunger-weakened grip and return them to their rightful place. Rules are rules, after all!
Whatever. Coop has always more. You’ll just restock a bit earlier. If it keeps everybody happy, no big deal. With a shrug, you grab some sweets as they are now opened anyway…
Obviously, there was need for more sugar. That’s okay, but that means no sweets another day, of course. You don’t see the point of restocking all the time. 5 days, 5 sweets.
No problem. Most likely, there will be cake from Ässbar the next day anyway, and given Ässbar stuff is already from the day before it really has to be eaten. If there’s less alternatives around, all the better!
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