Hilarious Trivia Question and Answers
1.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
Answer:
Pouch potato!
2.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Answer:
Frostbite!
3.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Answer:
Because it was two tired!
4.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Answer:
Ground beef!
5.
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Answer:
Because he was bacon in the sun!
6.
What do you call a fly without wings?
Answer:
A walk!
7.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Answer:
Between you and me, something smells!
8.
What do you call a nose that is inches long?
Answer:
A foot!
9.
What shirt should you wear to a tea party?
Answer:
A tshirt!
10.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Answer:
In case he got a holeinone!
11.
What do you call a fake noodle?
Answer:
An impasta!
12.
Why did the coffee go to the police?
Answer:
It got mugged!
13.
What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
Answer:
It let out a little wine!
14.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
Answer:
A blueberry!
15.
What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?
Answer:
Claustrophobic!
16.
Why did the man run around his bed?
Answer:
To catch up on his sleep!
17.
What do you call an angry carrot?
Answer:
A steamed veggie!
18.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Answer:
Because it was framed!
19.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Answer:
Nothing, it just waved!
20.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
Answer:
A can't opener!
21.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Answer:
Because she was stuffed!
22.
What did the calculator say to the student?
Answer:
You can count on me!
23.
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Answer:
A tuba toothpaste!
24.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Answer:
Because it was two tired!
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